Pilchards

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Well according to our amazing black box we know of every player that plays professional football so we should find an alternative. Problem is we we don’t know how to get a deal over the line unless we have over a month to sort it.

Then you can rule us out!!

He will probably turn up late for the medical so we can cross him off the list.

Why the hell have we left it all to the last day?

I just know that our useless manager will soon put Gabby, Promes, Boufal, Lemina and Carrillo on the sub bench as he can’t work out how to use them. Almost 90m worth of talent there

This.... Why can’t the board see this?

I have no problem with it as it’s a great feeling winning loads of games in that league. My biggest problem is I know the reason why we are going down and yet the board keep backing him.

Spartak Moscow is still looking in Italy, after Maksimovic the Russian club is looking for a possible substitute for Quincy Promes in Serie A (which could go to Southampton). In addition to Hanni (who made the visits to Rome) we follow Taarabt from Genoa, the first contacts have begun. Not to be excluded then the name of Ljajic of Turin, despite the closure of Cairo.

Reports are suggesting does not mean it’s a fact.

I think it’s slowly coming out that certain players have become a problem at our club and this is why the board are giving Pellegrino plenty of chances to turn it around. We knew VVD was a **** and reports are suggesting that Redmond is another one. I know that Gabby is homesick and has probably been one that is showing less effort during training which might be the reason why he finds himself on the bench a lot. Is Lemina another one that is a problem? If this the new approach from MP to get those who want the best for the club in the team then let’s hope the results keep improving. Perhaps we might have a decent manager after all as Puel proved the problem was not him.

The same way our club have destroyed Gabby too. A quality striker who knows where the goal is.

On paper we should win this easily, but it’s down to how brave our manager is by picking the correct team plus making the right substitutions on the night.

Spot on!! What other dumb **** made that decision as we have a team of coaches discussing the substitution surely?

Gimme £40 and I will go.

Been off for over a week now.

Ha ha true.

Sorry CB’s.

Agree as you end up throwing more cash at it the later it gets. Last January was hilarious as we were searching for last minute loan deals for strikers.

Love the comments ‘We will only buy players that will improve our squad.’ I reckon about 2 million professional footballers around the world could fit that description. Poor Lesley is struggling to get any transfers over the line.

Love to know everyone’s thoughts about a new manager coming into a struggling club. Stoke and WBA are currently winning after replacing Pulis and Hughes. You can say that West Ham and Leicester have certainly improved. Would Saints improve after sacking Pellegrino? We can at least try, right?

Makes it so much harder for us to attract any kind half decent players into this club now. Well done Les you ****ing useless c.unt.

Talk sport are staggered how we sold VVD without having at least three players coming in to push us on. Questioned why we were in a rush to offload VVD in the first place.

Blimey look at you all going all gooey on this rumour. Its probably another smokescreen to divert the interest away from us getting some player from Stevenage.

Why not? Under a better manager we most certainly can as we really do have the players to do it.

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