Pilchards

We are not good enough to achieve a big scalp anymore because we set the team up to play causesly.

Leak wink!!! Is that short code for Hoddle?

Ha ha because that’s the sort of thing Pellegrino would do.

Seriously the guy is a complete joke and I really do think Reed knows this by now. Yes he might be Mr nice guy but it’s a result business and Pellegrino has not delivered. If we can survive this season I honestly believe Reed has lined up a top promising manager for next season as they will have money to spend, A top fast winger coming in from Russia plus some good youngsters from our academy. The more I think it the more it feels right than Eddie Howe will join us next season IF we survive relegation. What is your reason why this muppet has not been sacked yet?

To sky our shots 30 feet over the bar.

Maybe he was doing the team talk which means he has lost faith in Pellegrino. Is Lesley’s hands tied that he can’t sack MP?

Two forwards, is that what they are called? Better to put two cardboard cutouts on the pitch instead.

Nice team but I would swap McCarthy for Forster.

Les Reed probably has his hands tied by the new owner. Wont sack Pellegrino as he don’t want to pay off his 3m contract. The right bastard is going to have a shock when the gates and merchandise will slash by 50% next season.

The problem people are forgetting is that if and when we would of scored the team are then told to sit back and defend. It would of ended up 1-1 as Stoke would of found a way to score in the end.

But will Les let him setup the team his way or the Southampton way?

Reckon this might be a draw. I’m not quite sure the last time we have drawn a match?

Probably choose WBA instead of us.

I stayed behind to have a word with Pellegrino afterwards and I was surprised to see him in tears. I asked him why and his reply was. What do I need to do for the sack? I put my mate up front who is crap, Tradic and Redmond so we dont win games but Reed still won’t sack me for a good pay off. Then he walked off!!!

Needs someone to play off him as he struggles to find space from two centre backs.

THIS. We have given him a fair crack and it’s just not happening.

Fulham boss as he plays attractive football.

We were lucky not to concede in the last 5 minutes thanks to Soares and Stephens. As for our attacking play, Carillo is utter garbage but we have no other option until Ausrin gets back. I beg the club to sack Pellegrino and give us a chance to survive. We cant buy a win right now so let’s at least have a go with another manager. Fulham boss anyone?

Embaressing and I feel for the players knowing they have a tub of lard to aim for.

Things that make our strikers look fast.

Fratton Park when we missed the first 20 minutes because of the Pompey fans. A mixture of hailstones, me dressed as Westwood and a brick almost hitting my inflatable fish that was on my hat.

Heard it’s on Tuesday now, actually it might be Wednesday but I’m not sure.

This thread is bad taste.

Ouch That’s going to hurt!

Can’t you change the James Beattie words to Pompey?