Secret Site Agent

If that is a picture of Jason White, wasn't it a case of he started the abuse to a young lad and the lad was in distress when a gang formed and JW gave them some verbal and they then decided to kick off? I don't condone the violence and no matter what he did he doesn't deserve that for just trying to do his job. But trust me, I have seen a man talk down armed men, I have been threatened with violence quite a few times, (over lay offs, wages, re-works, even for promoting a lad),and have come out the over side without a scratch. Sometimes it just comes with the territory, and you have to be prepared to deal with the public by disarming them, (emotionally, not literally). When I do work I have cause some of the biggest traffic jams in the country, all in the name of the Highways Agency, and it is me that have to face them down, not those that order the works. Peoples cars get damaged, sometimes it is the cause of my workforce, (very rarely) sometimes they drive too fast into the cones and try and blame us. Remember, this is a man who is you speak to him in the wrong way will fine you another £ 50.00, (which may or may not be legal), whilst holding your vehicle hostage, and apparently has practices which are not in line with the industry. All I am saying is that all jobs have occupational hazards that we have to risk assess and put in mitigation measures. I don't **** off people who I have already ****ed off so no one wants to put me into a world of hurt. For £450.00 I could teach him and his employees all about conflict management and resolution. And not that 2 day crap that some bouncer schools teach, I am talking the proper stuff here. I am so convinced at my abilities that I could be caught in bed with my wifes mother, her sister, her best friend and Lucy pinder, and I could calm her down, and convince her it is her fault and get some oral pleasure from her in the end.......... NAH, I'm good, but I'm not that good. Perhaps I could sort out the middle east instead.

Many moons ago I was in charge of building an extension to a supermarket, which shall remain nameless but do expensive mince pies. Part of the car park was to be taken up to allow the extention so we set up our offices and dug a big trench through the car park, 1.5 m deep and 1 m wide, to extend the cables and pipework. We had about 20 cars and vans parked here, and to get to it you had to drive across a big metal plate. One morning a group of clampers turned up in their van and clamped every car and van, as we were apparently parked 'illegally', not within the lines and not displaying a ticket after being there for more than two hours.. So I got the big excavator to remove the plate and they couldn't escape, and arranged for the hire of a couple of minibusses to take the work force home. First they we going to beat the **** out of me until I pointed out that this was not only a criminal offence, but they were surrounded by 40 groundworks chappies who would not be too happy if this happened. They then called the police. I spoke to the store manager who said it was nothing to do with them the clamping firm were just employed seperatly by his head office but his head office should have informed them we were there. The police arrived and said that it was a civil matter as the clampers had trespassed onto a construction site and it was private property, as it no longer belonged to the car park owners, but to the store. The sergant even said, with a smile on his face, that WE had the right to have their vehicles towed away at their expense. Clamps were removed and their van allowed to leave after I had a cup of coffee and I had stopped laughing. I made the evening press, spoke on local radio and national radio to the late Mike Dickens on Talksport. Oh happy day. Clampers should be regulated, licenced and restricted to a national tariff for removal, the same as parking tickets. You should have 30 days to pay and t5he ability to appeal to an independant body.

I heard that he was related to herod And he removed vital bulkhead doors from the titanic And he voted off John Sergant And he is really Simon Cowell, (you never see them together) And he caused the collapse of woolworths Alledgedly

Thats not fair. Typical

I'll let you know what happens

Many thanks everyone for your advice. I now have some work to do. Any more probs and it's outh the door, ( and disposed of in accordance with the WEEE regulations).

I will try this when I get home. thanks

As I say above, the bloody thing is tempramental and sometimes just restes itself or freezes. I have gonje back to a previous good back-up, I have repaired the registry with a programme, I have removed a number of programmes and done the defrag, diskcheck thing. I seem to recall there may be a programme that stops the thing from crashing and tells you why. Can't remember what it is called, I think I had it for my Pakard Bell many many moons ago. Any help or suggestion greatfully recieved.

I made that clear, that some are unable to attend for many reasons and rightly so. And the question still stands, by the way. I am enjoying the debate though, it's good to get these things out.

Should they go and support someone else then, in your opinion?

This is a question that I hope will enstill lively debate. Quite simply, Do you hate Lowe and Wilde More than you love the club? Do you think that those that stay away because they hate the above are not true fans or are sticking to their convictions and are demonstrating the only way they know how? And here is the emotive question. If stay away fans are not classes as true fans, should they go and support someone else, (and into the bargain find that the grass is not always greener) or are they still true fans in their hearts, and they should be allowed to stay away and not be rediculed for doing this.

I totally agree with the above and, in actual fact, I would add to the above that we don't want you any more. Please go and support someone else, your not welcome here. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, and not everyone can go to all the home games due to various reasons. But not going because you don't like Lowe and Wilde? That is totally ******s. I hate those two with a passion and it will be a cold day in hell before I forgive them, but I love my team more than I hate Lowe and Wilde, so I continue to show my support to the team. I supported Saints before Lowe and Wilde, while Lowe and Wilde are here, and long after Lowe and Wilde are gone.

Wedding in pompey and the groom storm out. His dad goes to see him and asks what is wrong. "She just told me she was a virgin.' He said. So his dad agrees with him, 'Your right son. If she wasn't good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for ours.' True story Natch Alledgedly.

I disagree. I was Born a Saint! I live as a Saint! But I'll die as a Pompey Supporter!!! Better one of them die, than one of us!!!!!!

I just went here to listen to Jan's interview http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7744143.stm And my misses had clicked onto Newton Faulkner singing teardrop. It was weird, but it seemed to go together. For those who are aware with the works of Jung, 'Syncronisity'.

Please please take them again. I took my Daughter and she has just gone to bed with a smile on her face, and it is only the second time she has gone.

I must say that I am chuffed. As nuts, to be honest. This is the kind of thing that we are capable of, and with BWP who I though was on the slide down, Very ipressed. If we can just for a minute keep their confidence up. But good win, the team

When i first looked I thought it said BALLAMORY I was goingto say that we lost that 3-2 with Hoolie knocking in a header from the corner delivered by Archie, on a wonderful upfield run by PC plum. Spencer Scored the first, the original Spencer that is not the Sweaty Sock knock off they got now. The second was from that bird in the wheelchair. Whatsher name, hang on, I'll ask my daughter, 'hey whose the bird in the wheelchair............................Oh, ok thanks.' She said her name is Penny.God, it pays to have children sometimes. Well, what do you expect, I'm trying to work and my bloody company computer system keeps crashing on me, and there is nothing exciting on this board.

47. He is Keyser Söze

Just wondering what people would think if, when someone makes a thread containing any information around Lowe, Cowen, Wilde, etc. That they declaire where their allegiance lies, i.e. I personally dislike Lowe for being the cause of our relegation, and I don’t like Wilde for crossing the chamber. I am open minded and will form my own opinion on Jan and the team. What do you think? Beneficial I think as it gives our own personal slant on our opinions and statements, assuming that we don’t go telling uncle porkie pies.

AHA, Touche

Fraudian Slip!!!!!!

The mini pitch invasion was carried out by the 'Vertically challenged Saints supporters Club'. There were thousands but none over 4 foot tall. Apparently

I can't breath. Wow. I just don't know what to say. I am speachless Well Done doesn't do them justice. But well done anyway. Even my little girl went to bed with a smile on her face.

Rupert hasn't writen it yet.