Secret Site Agent

They are the bastards that made the terminator. I just knew it, Judgement day is here. Quick, where is Sarah Conner...... What's that officer? Have I seen this boy? No, I ............No,No, Don't...I....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. And relax.

Bloody hell. Were all doomed.

Do you know the problem with you Spike? Caravan Envy

I reckon a 2-1 myself to us, with at least one goal coming from nowhere and being spectacular. And on Monday I will ring up that Jon Gaunt to gloat on the radio.

Thanks. Too many web pages open, thought I was already there.

'Portsmouth intend to make an official complaint to the Football Association over insults aimed at Sol Campbell by Spurs fans at Fratton Park last Sunday.' 'When interviewed, the 34-year-old club captain said," I can live with the abuse for leaving Tottenham, and the racial abuse to a point, but when they called me a Skate, and said I had married my own sister, I knew they had gone too far.' In a statement Portsmouth said: "Both Sol and the club feel no player should be subjected to personal abuse of this nature and that it has no place in football. What a man wishes to do with a fish in the comfort of his own home is his affair.' 'When approached for a comment, manager Harry Redknap stated, '..How much you willing to pay me for the interview'. Allegedly. Which brings me to the serious point of my thread. Slagging of ex-players, is there a point, is it justified or is it all just a lot of hot air. Should it be tollerated? Or is there nothing wrong with a bit of banter to the ex-hero. I know we have had our words rammed down our throats recently. Remember, clear, concise, coherent, well thought out constructive arguments only please.

I am glad to concede the point. I can only speak from experience in relation to the ones I have come across who, I have no doubt, couldn't hold a candle to your good selves. My quip about Tescos and the recruitment company et al are true though, and he wasted a lot of money that my company happily took from the PCT, basically due to arrogance.

Thank **** she hasn't been done for soliciting. Not that I know anything about that. Apparently.

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I want into that. They must have been smoking some Grade A class A. So mango chutney purple monkey dishwasher. And a rinky dinky dink to you too.

I have dealt with the hospitals too, (if you remember how the parking was in the General, and then it changed in 2001, that was me. Sorry.), and I must say, what a bunch of total indiots. I wouldn't trust them with my daughters money box, let alone public spends. They want it all for next to nothing, want to change it at the last minute and have us do it for free, then waste a fortune because you have done something and they would prefer it the way it was. so change it back. Then because they don't understand the contract they argue when you present them the final account because they fail to grasp that anything they give you in writing, that we confirm in writing, and they don't dispute is a variation to the contract. It also gets me that the head honchos in the NHS have not 'come up through the ranks' so to speak, and they have their management degrees and three years managing Tescos, or a recruitment firm and think they can run a hospital. In my opinion a few Nurses, Doctors, Cleaners of Porters working their way up, being trained along the way to do the job of management is the way to go. I started at the bottom, and where I am I look up the food chain at my bosses allo the way up to Director level, and they all did my job, and I look down at those that work for me an they will one day do my job. And because of that we ALL have a unique understanding of the job, and this goes to the success of my company. And no more golden goodbye's either. If they **** up, it's out the door onto the jam roll like the rest of us.

But their argument is that they invest millions in developing the drugs, and the money they make they invest in even more beneficial drugs. Then they light their cigar with a fifty and leave in their helicoptor.

I have met Sir Ian Blair a couple of times and I am surprised that he has lasted this long. The man is more left of centre than our present Prime Minister and he is too interested in the politics of the job than catching wrong'uns. I would prefer a more hard nosed Chief Police officer who targets crime and would not tolerate 'no go' zones. Our current encumbant, Paul Kernahan, is like that, and I knew him a good few years ago. Shame he is retiring.

Jan's Secret Weapon - A loan signing from the Security Services

I'm afraid I can't share your sentiment. I do hate Lowe with a passion, and I do believe he was responsible for our current demise. However, we both share the same vision in that we want Southampton to survive, me for personal reasons, him for business reasons, and in that I want us to succeed, he needs us to suceed. The sooner he goes the better, but as it is you can only **** with the **** you've got, therefore I will do what I can to ensure the continuation of my team. And I leave you with this thought, 'What position does LOWE play?' So when are you showing support to him? And if you only go to away matches, are you not contributing, in a small way, to the continual success and survival of our rivals?

What a very, very, Very Silly thread,(x10^3)

No, he's the bloke with only one arm,one leg and one eye who supports Accrington Stanley Football Club.

I liked the Delia out, but I am a bit frightened that it may have continued,'.....For the lads!!!' Hwwwwwwwwww. An icy chill down my back.

Many thanks Northernsaint. This seemed a bit 'touch and go' but many people have always maintained that the best way to treat conditions is laughter. And in todays PC society, I have found that some of the funniest people are the ones with the conditions themselves. Point in fact, I worked with a QS called Mathew who was only four foot tall, and I remeber being in a heated meeting with him once telling the client off for not paying us. The client said to him, ' I take it from this you are not happy!' To which he replied, 'No, I'm one of snow whites other dwarfs!!' Back to the topic.

That is probably because 99.04 people who support Man Utd do not live in the Manchester metropolitan Area. Or within a 200 mile radius. Also 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot A survey has shown that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. But at the end of the day, statistics are a bit like mini-skirts - they give you ideas but hide the most important thing.

Really sad news. RIP Bob. Condolences to his family.

They don't. They just hate me, you and Fresno bob. I am yet to see a Saints win on the goggle, and I am on the verge of NEVER watching them on the box ever again, prefering to spend my money down the road, and on the road. At least my chances then are 50-50

I've got to moan, that the amount of moaners moaning about the moaners is starting to make me wish that I didn't moan. And also not to get too metaphysical on your arses, 'If a moaner moans in the northam stand, and there is no one around to hear it, does he make any sense?'

It's a good question whether it is by luck or judgement. I like to think that it is his judgement, TBH. Perhaps this 'Total Football' that you speak of has it's benefits.

Working on the M1 in Bedfordshire. My senior status means I can sit in my office whilst my minions run about doing everything, watching the forum and listening to my text updates to see the score.