PaulSaint Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 OK, I'l start: We will be in fifth place, Billy Davies will be our boss (replaced by O' Neill) and we will have signed 3 new players in the last few days of the window. Crowds now averaging around 23.5k, photographers still banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 Having signed no-one in August there will be a mass suicide amongst the fanbase. Attendances will plummet to 6k average. League position will no longer be relevant due to League 1 being suspended as a result of this tragedy. Saints are awarded promotion as a sympathetic gesture and the whole league renames itself as 'The Saints Trust' in honour of our martyred dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 23 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 23 August, 2010 Having signed no-one in August there will be a mass suicide amongst the fanbase. Attendances will plummet to 6k average. League position will no longer be relevant due to League 1 being suspended as a result of this tragedy. Saints are awarded promotion as a sympathetic gesture and the whole league renames itself as 'The Saints Trust' in honour of our martyred dead. I take it that wasnt "Canderel" you sprinkled on the cornflakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 The police ban everyone in the Northam and Itchen North for persist standing and abusive chanting directed at them. AP calls for calm as Saints fail to win at least one more game between now and October and the fans call him tactically inept and no longer the man for the job RL sustains a minor knock and has to come off for 20 minutes of the home game against Bournemouth, his loanee cover player makes his debut and doesn't score a hatrick with his first three touches leading the fans to declare him as not the answer and a poor signing. Our new wonder signing from Italy, who everyone declared as the new Pele on his arrival despite having never heard of him, doesn't perform at 10/10 in every game, and average a goal a game with 9 assists a game and everyone slates him as not being the answer and bad business Depsite strengthening our defence, midfield and attack during the last week of the window, certain posters claim that our squad is weaker than when we finished 8th the PL and we have no ambitions to be promoted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 On the basis of Colinjb's astute prediction, very few of us will be posting on here by November, and I'd better go off and put my affairs in order....but hell, its only football.. My prediction, mid October, mid-table, not looking like promotion favourites, having played 12, won 4, drawn 4, lost 4. No permanent signings were acheived but two loan signings proving cover for CMF and wide MF. Starting 11 not changed but a lot being said about how things will improve when Richardson is fit. Alex O-C doing OK as sub, but rarely starting. Playing 4-5-1 with Barnard and Connolly mainly used as subs. Pardew explaining that we should have won a lot more games because we are playing well and there are a lot of positives to take from the performances. Cortese determined on promotion, preparing behind the scenes for a managerial change ahead of the January window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guan 2.0 Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 Pardew becomes catatonic after a waking dream in which he imagines the fabled 'Plan C'. The club looks to the internet to name his stand in, and Chris Marsden is brought in to steady the ship, the fans base this on him having the nickname of 'football genius' However, despite being on course to achive promotion as champions, there is widespread unrest due to the quality of matchday service. As a result, all football topics are banned, and the saintsweb forum becomes an endless loop of 'How was the beer', 'queues in the northam' and 'where are these posters now' topics. As a result of the press boycott and lack of forum posts, the official site becomes the only outlet for news, and crashes under the demand. Therfore no-one knows which position we are in the league, only that Puncheon was not very good against whatever opposition we were playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 1st Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 Top 3. Pardew still manager. 1 more signing. Fans still cnts. That's my prediction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefunkygibbons Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 Top six with a narrow gap to the top two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 The police ban everyone in the Northam and Itchen North for persist standing and abusive chanting directed at them. AP calls for calm as Saints fail to win at least one more game between now and October and the fans call him tactically inept and no longer the man for the job RL sustains a minor knock and has to come off for 20 minutes of the home game against Bournemouth, his loanee cover player makes his debut and doesn't score a hatrick with his first three touches leading the fans to declare him as not the answer and a poor signing. Our new wonder signing from Italy, who everyone declared as the new Pele on his arrival despite having never heard of him, doesn't perform at 10/10 in every game, and average a goal a game with 9 assists a game and everyone slates him as not being the answer and bad business Depsite strengthening our defence, midfield and attack during the last week of the window, certain posters claim that our squad is weaker than when we finished 8th the PL and we have no ambitions to be promoted Worryingly this feels very plausible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabrone Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 We'll be top 2 and motoring along, having clocked up 12 points from the last 15. AP will be manager and things will be looking good for auto promotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadia Sllim Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 Martin O'Neil will be our manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian the Red Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 Top, AP in charge with his 4 late August signings all scoring freely!! WIFM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkSFC Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 top.....on a winning streak of six or seven...crowds over 25K....Pardew back to back MOTM winner...Lambert and Lallana POTM winners....and everyone stopd f***ing moaning!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 The police ban everyone in the Northam and Itchen North for persist standing and abusive chanting directed at them. AP calls for calm as Saints fail to win at least one more game between now and October and the fans call him tactically inept and no longer the man for the job RL sustains a minor knock and has to come off for 20 minutes of the home game against Bournemouth, his loanee cover player makes his debut and doesn't score a hatrick with his first three touches leading the fans to declare him as not the answer and a poor signing. Our new wonder signing from Italy, who everyone declared as the new Pele on his arrival despite having never heard of him, doesn't perform at 10/10 in every game, and average a goal a game with 9 assists a game and everyone slates him as not being the answer and bad business Depsite strengthening our defence, midfield and attack during the last week of the window, certain posters claim that our squad is weaker than when we finished 8th the PL and we have no ambitions to be promoted Sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu0x Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 Top 3. Pardew still manager. 1 more signing. Fans still cnts. That's my prediction. Agreed, although I'd say we'll be top 6, positioned for the traditional post-christmas surge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 1 place behind Pomey if they are still in business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 Top of the league, but still the same boring ****s on here ALWAYS MOANING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintDonkey Posted 23 August, 2010 Share Posted 23 August, 2010 Probabbly about 6th - motoring along steadily but paying for our slow start. The usual suspects on here will be calling for Pardew's head after a home draw against third place Oldham. The refrain 'same old excuses' is thrown against Pardew's ascertation that we would have won it if we hadn't had 4 perfectly good goals disallowed, 8 exceedly dubious penalties awarded against us and been down to 8 men from the five minute mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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