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Me & Julio Down in the Schoolyard

 

 

Lee Barnard rolled out of the club

And they took him to the police station

And when Cortese found out he began to shout

And he started the investigation

It's against the law

It was against the law

What the Whitehouse saw

It was against the law

 

Then Cortese looked down and spit on the ground

Everytime his name gets mentioned

Then Adkins said 'Oi!' if I get a new boy

I'm gonna stick him in the second striker position

Well I'm on my way

I don't know who we're buying

I'm on my way

 

I'm taking my time

But I don't know who

Goodbye to Papa - back to Fiorentina

See Rickie and Guly goal

crazy in the six yards

See Rickie and Guly goal

crazy in the six yards

Rickie and Guly go crazy in the six yards.

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Hmm - the girlfriend was listening to Abba last night which got me thinking could we use the chorus to Gimme Gimme Gimme

 

Guly Guly Guly - our man in the midfield

with Lallana taking the defenders away

 

Guly Guly Guly - on the attack

Setting up Lambert to score again.

 

Shame it needs an Abba track :scared:

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Me & Julio Down in the Schoolyard

 

 

Lee Barnard rolled out of the club

And they took him to the police station

And when Cortese found out he began to shout

And he started the investigation

It's against the law

It was against the law

What the Whitehouse saw

It was against the law

 

Then Cortese looked down and spit on the ground

Everytime his name gets mentioned

Then Adkins said 'Oi!' if I get a new boy

I'm gonna stick him in the second striker position

Well I'm on my way

I don't know who we're buying

I'm on my way

 

I'm taking my time

But I don't know who

Goodbye to Papa - back to Fiorentina

See Rickie and Guly goal

crazy in the six yards

See Rickie and Guly goal

crazy in the six yards

Rickie and Guly go crazy in the six yards.

 

It would sound excellent, but Guly came in while Pardew was manager. Also, we've got too many idiots who would refuse to sing Cortese's name.

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A slightly more gangsta' one for the Northam - Jay Z's 99 problems re-written....

 

If you're havin' footie problems i feel bad for you son

We've got 99 problems but the pitch ain't one

 

We got super Kelvin saving in goal

Fonte making sure the back is closed

Critics they say they're money cash hoes

We're from the Northam, what facts are those

Cos Lallana's grown up playing in the hole

And we'll be celebrating every Lambert goal

Thats putting your manager on the dole

If it don't work then we call for plan B

A bit of Brazilian magic by Guly

Barnard on the finish, together with Connelly

Morgan spraying passes, really using the ball

So good that the French have given him the call

I don't know what you take us for,

Or understand our passion when the Saints score

From the Itchen to the Northam we ain't dumb

We got 99 problems but the pitch ain't one

 

Hit me

 

[Chorus]

99 problems but the pitch aint one

If you're havin' footie problems i feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but the pitch ain't one

Hit me

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Hmm - the girlfriend was listening to Abba last night which got me thinking could we use the chorus to Gimme Gimme Gimme

 

Guly Guly Guly - our man in the midfield

with Lallana taking the defenders away

 

Guly Guly Guly - on the attack

Setting up Lambert to score again.

 

Shame it needs an Abba track :scared:

 

I love this one - great idea! Or how about this, to the tune of 'It's Raining Men' by The Weathergirls:

 

It's Guly - oh!

Hallelujah!

It's Guly - oh! Guly- oh!

He's gonna go out

He's gonna let himself get

The ball into the back of the net!

 

OR THIS, to the tune of 'Relax', by Frankie Goes to Hollywood:

 

Guly! He'll do it!

He'll put his boot right through it!

Guly! He'll do it!

When we want a goal!

 

OR EVEN THIS, to the tune of 'Over The Rainbow' by Judy Garland:

 

Gul-yyyy, Guly Do Prado, score a goal

Give us something to sing for

Once in a lullaby.

 

Off the subject of Guly, I've also always liked it when we sing that "You're sh*t and you know you are" song - we should do it more often, it's got a great tune.

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A few of us in block 42 singing this one yesterday-

 

Do Prado, woooooooooah, Do Prado, woooooooooh

We got him from Brazil,

He's known to show his skill

 

That was before the "olay, olay, olay olayyyy.... Gullll-ayyy, gull-ayy" got started, that seemed to catch on better. If nothing else we've still got the simple "Guly! Guly! Guly!"

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Simple is key for it to catch on, how about just something like:

 

Gully Gully Gully Goal Goal Goal

 

To the tune of Ollie ollie ollie, oi oi oi!

 

That could sound very effective if we sing the whole version with the approriate pauses.

 

Gully Gully Gully Goal Goal Goal

Gully, Goal

Gully, Goal

Gully Gully Gully Goal Goal Goal

 

Some of the other efforts on here are appallingly ghey!

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I love these threads.

The songs are always so comically bad and are never adopted.

 

The only reason the 'Southampton's Goal Machine' song caught on was because people took the trouble to print the lyrics out on song sheets and distribute them at away games.

Maybe if you want your song to catch on, that's what you have to do.

 

Putting it up here is a waste of time as everyone knows only 2% of forum users have ever been to see Saints play.

The rest are all sectioned under the mental health act and are not allowed out of their secure units without an order signed by the Home Secretary.

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That could sound very effective if we sing the whole version with the approriate pauses.

 

Gully Gully Gully Goal Goal Goal

Gully, Goal

Gully, Goal

Gully Gully Gully Goal Goal Goal

 

Some of the other efforts on here are appallingly ghey!

 

Sorry, but your effort is appalling.

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I love these threads.

The songs are always so comically bad and are never adopted.

 

The only reason the 'Southampton's Goal Machine' song caught on was because people took the trouble to print the lyrics out on song sheets and distribute them at away games.

Maybe if you want your song to catch on, that's what you have to do.

 

Not true. In fact when they did it at one HOME game, lots of people looked suitably embarrassed at the "song sheet" and it took another couple of games for the song to get another airing.

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This is the obvious choice!!

Guly, Guly, Guly, Guly...aaahhhhhh

 

It came to my mind during the match yesterday, and it has been used before for Rudi Skacel in an actual saints song that was on youtube afew years ago now. It could even be lengthened to be similar to the Rudi lyrics;

 

"Guly, Guly, Guly, Guly...aaahhhhhh. Do ya Do ya Do ya......aaahhhhhh... wana wana score a goal!"

 

Its to the tune of "Ruby Ruby Ruby" by The Kaizer Chiefs; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEfqozzL5uc.

 

Its easy to pick up and remember, and its good!

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I love these threads.

 

Putting it up here is a waste of time as everyone knows only 2% of forum users have ever been to see Saints play.

The rest are all sectioned under the mental health act and are not allowed out of their secure units without an order signed by the Home Secretary.

 

Surely some of the former are included in the latter (?)

Matron allows me to sit in the Kingsland despite me refusing to sit beneath a tartan blanket, or take a thermos.

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Not true. In fact when they did it at one HOME game, lots of people looked suitably embarrassed at the "song sheet" and it took another couple of games for the song to get another airing.

 

Not true I'm afraid, said songsheet was deffo being distributed outside the ground at Swindon away last season.

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This is the obvious choice!!

 

It came to my mind during the match yesterday, and it has been used before for Rudi Skacel in an actual saints song that was on youtube afew years ago now. It could even be lengthened to be similar to the Rudi lyrics;

 

"Guly, Guly, Guly, Guly...aaahhhhhh. Do ya Do ya Do ya......aaahhhhhh... wana wana score a goal!"

 

Its to the tune of "Ruby Ruby Ruby" by The Kaizer Chiefs; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEfqozzL5uc.

 

Its easy to pick up and remember, and its good!

 

this one:

 

[video=youtube;xEtJP1V6T-U]

 

51,000 + views WTF?

 

Never caught on on the terraces though.

 

How about..

 

Guuuly!

It's just like watching Brazil

It's just like watching Brazil

It's just like watching Brazil

 

repeat

 

just like this:

 

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this one:

 

 

51,000 + views WTF?

 

Never caught on on the terraces though.

 

How about..

 

Guuuly!

It's just like watching Brazil

It's just like watching Brazil

repeat

 

just like this:

 

 

Can't work out if this is superb humour or epic fail!!

 

Either way, I'm off to watch South Park, so goodnight.

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Not true I'm afraid, said songsheet was deffo being distributed outside the ground at Swindon away last season.

 

It wasn't actually sung there though, which only underlines my point about being embarrassing and not catching on DUE to the songsheets but rather instead of. I know it wasn't sung at Swindon in the nice seats anyway :) . Also pretty unlikely any positive songs about Saints players would have been sung or caught on in a match so dire most of the Saints fans were only singing for substitutions to be made.

 

Having said that I didn't go to Stockport or Charlton, but it didn't catch on at home until we played Yeovil on 19 Sep 09, which was SIX matches after Swindon.

 

I think the "eyes rolling" songsheet home match was v Colchester, but you can always check the archive. Rest assured no-one was handing out songsheets at the match when St Marys actually sang it loudly for the first time.

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Oh and while I think of it, all Rudi Skacel reject songs should be banned.

 

The Ole one is decent, I like it best because it sums up how stereotypically just-not-English-Div 3 his footballing style is, by assigning a word usually associated with Spanish onto a Portuguese speaking bloke in a kind of rejoicing at his craziness kinda way.

 

They'll be telling me it's "Josay Font" next and you don't pronounce the e at the end...

 

:o

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It wasn't actually sung there though, which only underlines my point about being embarrassing and not catching on DUE to the songsheets but rather instead of. I know it wasn't sung at Swindon in the nice seats anyway :) . Also pretty unlikely any positive songs about Saints players would have been sung or caught on in a match so dire most of the Saints fans were only singing for substitutions to be made.

 

Having said that I didn't go to Stockport or Charlton, but it didn't catch on at home until we played Yeovil on 19 Sep 09, which was SIX matches after Swindon.

 

I think the "eyes rolling" songsheet home match was v Colchester, but you can always check the archive. Rest assured no-one was handing out songsheets at the match when St Marys actually sang it loudly for the first time.

 

I may be having an out body experience at Swindon, but from recollection what matey sid soes ring a bell, but so do ropes in churches and teachers at play time, and old people wanting their career, or an old man with a brown leather briefcase at an emply hotel check in, or when I tried to warn the lady with the dog i was approaching on my bicycle - but found the operation complex with refresher training, or solemn toll as the funelal carriage makes it's final journey, or simply a nice man from powergen offering a swap. In fact many occasions involve bells ringing, and my original assertion may well b0llocks and therefore the odd one out.

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To ST Mary's he has come

Do Prado Guly having fun

He gets the ball, the northam rise

Southamptons newest goal machine

 

To ST Mary's he has come

Do Prado Guly having fun

This is how it feels to be guly

This is how it feels do prado

This is how it feels when the saints are scoring at home

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To ST Mary's he has come

Do Prado Guly having fun

He gets the ball, the northam rise

Southamptons newest goal machine

 

To ST Mary's he has come

Do Prado Guly having fun

This is how it feels to be guly

This is how it feels do prado

This is how it feels when the saints are scoring at home

 

I don't like the 4th line but can't think of much else right now

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It wasn't actually sung there though, which only underlines my point about being embarrassing and not catching on DUE to the songsheets but rather instead of. I know it wasn't sung at Swindon in the nice seats anyway :) . Also pretty unlikely any positive songs about Saints players would have been sung or caught on in a match so dire most of the Saints fans were only singing for substitutions to be made.

 

Having said that I didn't go to Stockport or Charlton, but it didn't catch on at home until we played Yeovil on 19 Sep 09, which was SIX matches after Swindon.

 

I think the "eyes rolling" songsheet home match was v Colchester, but you can always check the archive. Rest assured no-one was handing out songsheets at the match when St Marys actually sang it loudly for the first time.

 

It was sung at Swindon, it was sung in the pub beforehand and at times during the game. Most people didn't bother to sing at all in that game though which may have been why you didn't hear it.

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I love this one - great idea! Or how about this, to the tune of 'It's Raining Men' by The Weathergirls:

 

It's Guly - oh!

Hallelujah!

It's Guly - oh! Guly- oh!

He's gonna go out

He's gonna let himself get

The ball into the back of the net!

 

OR THIS, to the tune of 'Relax', by Frankie Goes to Hollywood:

 

Guly! He'll do it!

He'll put his boot right through it!

Guly! He'll do it!

When we want a goal!

 

OR EVEN THIS, to the tune of 'Over The Rainbow' by Judy Garland:

 

Gul-yyyy, Guly Do Prado, score a goal

Give us something to sing for

Once in a lullaby.

 

Off the subject of Guly, I've also always liked it when we sing that "You're sh*t and you know you are" song - we should do it more often, it's got a great tune.

 

yes x

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A few of us in block 42 singing this one yesterday-

 

Do Prado, woooooooooah, Do Prado, woooooooooh

We got him from Brazil,

He's known to show his skill

QUOTE]

 

Best one IMO, think the last line needs some work though. Some of the others on here are horrific though, Jay-Z 99 problems and Abba... oh dear

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i think ive cracked it.

 

 

do prado and cortese went to rome to see the pope

oh, do prado and cortese went to rome to see the pope

do prado and cortese went to rome to see the pope

and this is wahat he said......

 

who the f is Ronaldinho

who the f is Ronaldinho

who the f is ronaldinho

and the saints go marching on on on.

 

 

 

 

thoughts?

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It was sung at Swindon, it was sung in the pub beforehand and at times during the game. Most people didn't bother to sing at all in that game though which may have been why you didn't hear it.

 

There's more than one pub in Swindon as well, are you referring to the one in Southampton Street with the car park ? I was there for about 90 minutes and didn't hear it there either, and it was rammed with Saints fans.

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