Master Bates Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 (edited) What would it be and why? I'd probably go with a gorilla, they're big and scary so it could be my personal bodyguard. Edited 7 October, 2008 by Master Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Joey Barton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Velociraptor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 A lion. Having seen that youtube video of Christian the Lion. And I love cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 A decent thread subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 7 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 7 October, 2008 A decent thread subject. Animals not whatever a thread's classed as, I reckon an eagle would suit you for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 A nice furry Kodiak Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Animals not whatever a thread's classed as, I reckon an eagle would suit you for some reason. What sort of bird was Professor Yaffle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 7 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 7 October, 2008 What sort of bird was Professor Yaffle? I'd say a woodpecker, however some may claim him to be a carved wooden book-end type of bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Animals not whatever a thread's classed as, I reckon an eagle would suit you for some reason. I wouldn't have the energy or dedication to raise an animal. I can raise a smile though. Will that do..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 7 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 7 October, 2008 I wouldn't have the energy or dedication to raise an animal. I can raise a smile though. Will that do..? Yeah that'll do, although for your missus' sake I hope you can raise other things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Snow Leopard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Mayfly - I've never had the longest attenti... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Whatever animal would provide me with bacon sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Whatever animal would provide me with bacon sandwiches. Japanese restaurant monkeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Japanese restaurant monkeys? That sounds like a name of a band that someone like Rory would like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Not strictly an animal........ I would like an owl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Not strictly an animal........ I would like an owl. An Owl is not an animal. Hmm, does that make it a mineral or a vegetable then? Kingdom Animalia Phylum Chordata Subphylum Vertebrata Class Aves Order Strigiformes Family Strigidae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 A white rhino. This is in no way racist, I would just as happily accept a black rhino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 7 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 7 October, 2008 i'm with stupid . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 An Owl is not an animal. Hmm, does that make it a mineral or a vegetable then? Kingdom Animalia Phylum Chordata Subphylum Vertebrata Class Aves Order Strigiformes Family Strigidae I did say 'not strictly an animal'. However: http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/ Home page indicates that birds are animals. OK sweetheart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 I did say 'not strictly an animal'. However: http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/ Home page indicates that birds are animals. OK sweetheart? That's a good one. I'm trying to think of the biological types, that have a beating heart, that aren't animals. Err.. fish and non-air breathing sea creatures, insects and spiders. Can't think of any others..? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 That's a good one. I'm trying to think of the biological types, that have a beating heart, that aren't animals. Err.. fish and non-air breathing sea creatures, insects and spiders. Can't think of any others..? :confused: :smt049 I'm not an animal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 :smt049 I'm not an animal! Yes you are. Humans are part of the animal kingdom. Or Did you mean that in the Pepperami sense..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 7 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Yes you are. Humans are part of the animal kingdom. Or Did you mean that in the Pepperami sense..? :-& :-& She's not hot............... :-& :-& so I heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 :-& :-& She's not hot............... :-& :-& so I heard I thought you were deaf :confused: Oh hang on - my bad. You're blind, aren't you. And we all know why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 7 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 7 October, 2008 I thought you were deaf :confused: Oh hang on - my bad. You're blind, aren't you. And we all know why I certainly didn't see that one coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Great white shark. Then I'd teach it to do tricks, like the dolphins at Sea World, only not as ghey. Things like eating fat American kids and long division. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Velociraptor. Already been done... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 A monkey. If it were legal in this country to own a monkey, I'd have one already. Although I think my missus would get confused as to who was whom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleAngel Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 An Orangutan called Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 8 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 8 October, 2008 An Orangutan called Robsk. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 Already been done... That's not a Velociraptor, thats a Deinonychus!! Honestly, some people just don't know their Dinos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 I want one of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 That's not a Velociraptor, thats a Deinonychus!! Honestly, some people just don't know their Dinos. Velociraptors are roughly turkey sized, whereas deinonychus were more like the Jurassic Park - human sized raptors. I'd say that was more turkey sized, especially considering Jesus was around 2,000 years ago who people were much shorter. Personally I'd have either a dimetrodon (not technically a dinosaur) Or better yet and ankylosaur, nobody f*cks with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 Velociraptors are roughly turkey sized, whereas deinonychus were more like the Jurassic Park - human sized raptors. Pfffft, Come on, that's so obviously a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 I want one of these Awww bless - me too! However, I'm watching Big Cat Diary on BBC1 ATM and I could easily be persuaded to adopt a baby cheetah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 Cuddles from Keith Harris and Orville. He looks like a right laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 A flea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
percy windham Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Snow Leopard. i once dressed as a snow leopard. mark dennis said i was the best snow leopard he had ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 A duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Woodlice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Woodlice. I found a load of them under the shoe rack the other day. I may have saved them if i had known. As i didn't i killed a lot of them and just removed the bottom shelf off the shoe rack and threw the whole lot in the outside bin. Annoying things. I'm not sure why such a large amount attached themselves to one shelf rather then spreading out, but i'm not complaining as it made them easier to remove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleAngel Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Woodlice. They are pretty awesome. Esp when they curl up in a ball and you can roll them across the ground :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 They are pretty awesome. Esp when they curl up in a ball and you can roll them across the ground :-) Or snort them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 A cheetah...after watching big cat diary last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Looks like one of those 'What happens next' pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Awww bless - me too! However, I'm watching Big Cat Diary on BBC1 ATM and I could easily be persuaded to adopt a baby cheetah. How many cheetah cubs are alive now. The last time I saw it 2 went missing. Probably down the park smoking skunk or out on the lash. They are such stupid ****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 A hedgehog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 (edited) A hedgehog. Lots of little *****s though I cannot believe this filter will not allow the work 'pr1ck' :shock: Edited 9 October, 2008 by bridge too far Fruitin' filter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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