Frank's cousin Posted 30 May, 2014 Share Posted 30 May, 2014 Greetings my fellow soccerball saints supporters. I understand that many of you may now be asking yourselves a few serious questions. And you are right in doing so, so I feel my friends that I am duty bound to speak to you proactively and explain why we have been involved in transactions with players. I should add that these transactions are being done proactively. Let me explain. Proactive transactions used be known as active transactions, and before that simply transactions, but now they are carried out proactively which mean they are on our terms. So let's talk about our recent proactive transaction, that of the sale of our veteran international strike force ball scorer. As you know we owe him a great deal as the mighty saints surged forward to a path of glory from the depths of the minor leagues with the desire to win the Stanley cup. Unfortunately, as you know, he was involved in an altracation with our Spanish defensive centre Fontelanardo. This can't be tolerated and so to get $4million for Ricardo Lamberto, the 43 year old Italian international is a pretty great result for the mighty saints. As you know, I am just a Hockey guy who talks like a c***, so I am hoping I got all that right. But rest assured, everyone at the club is doing everything we can to ensure we are as competitive as possible in whatever division we play in. Remember, progress is not simply about goals and wins and getting points, it's about more than that, it's about our values, the saints values that we are all 100% committed to. Yer darn tootin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 30 May, 2014 Share Posted 30 May, 2014 That was a waste of your time and mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 30 May, 2014 Share Posted 30 May, 2014 You know Canada is a different country to the United States, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brmbrm Posted 30 May, 2014 Share Posted 30 May, 2014 Did he really say that? Thought he had a sense of humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made in Southampton Posted 30 May, 2014 Share Posted 30 May, 2014 Thats 2 mins of my life i won't be getting back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wadesmith Posted 30 May, 2014 Share Posted 30 May, 2014 Why's he talking in an American accent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintsAhoy Posted 30 May, 2014 Share Posted 30 May, 2014 what's this all aboot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 30 May, 2014 Share Posted 30 May, 2014 That's Frank waking up in the kitchen in a puddle of his own p iss again tomorrow morning. Know your limits, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Posted 30 May, 2014 Share Posted 30 May, 2014 Jeez mate ... The England game wasn't that bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadaSaint Posted 30 May, 2014 Share Posted 30 May, 2014 FC, I note that you're now just a Registered User. Does this mean that we'll only hear from you three times a day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 30 May, 2014 Share Posted 30 May, 2014 FC, I note that you're now just a Registered User. Does this mean that we'll only hear from you three times a day? Three times a day but it may make his posts even longer if that were possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarniaSaint Posted 30 May, 2014 Share Posted 30 May, 2014 Three times a day but it may make his posts even longer if that were possible. and riddled with incomprehensible spelling LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzhugh Fella Posted 31 May, 2014 Share Posted 31 May, 2014 Frank, you need to use the return tab on your keyboard now and again to create paragraphs. Have a look at Factless Allen's pieces in the Snooze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzybear Posted 31 May, 2014 Share Posted 31 May, 2014 Lordy. That was, well, an interesting piece. Keep up the good work *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank's cousin Posted 31 May, 2014 Author Share Posted 31 May, 2014 Lordy. That was, well, an interesting piece. Keep up the good work *cough* Fair cop... Thankfully I have enough self awareness to recognise a fail. Will hold my hands up and apologise for the failed attempt to lighten the depressing day. Sadly CB FRy seems to lack any self awareness of just how unpleasant a 'character' he is. His family must be so proud that he manages to stoop so low.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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