Batman Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 I discovered the meaning of the term 'Breading' today. (not by experience) jesus..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 Breading means jesus? How does that work Brett and how did you find out? Did you try and bread the baby jesus today? You sick bastard. Did you?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 I discovered the meaning of the term 'Breading' today. (not by experience) jesus..... I suggest taking a hot lunch to calm yourself down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 I don't know what it is, share. Is it as bad as space docking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 4 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 4 September, 2014 (edited) Go and visit a toilet (in various states), hungry and armed with a loaf of bread, ensuring said toilet spotless after you have eaten your bread You can gather the gist Edited 4 September, 2014 by Batman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 In case you hadn't noticed, you Muppets are very close to discovering the significance & meaning of Abe Mitchell & Uisge Beatha. #only3weekstogo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 This was always the danger when PB went to aiya napa, it's starts off fantastic with Roy Hodgson's tits and ends up mental when a submarine commander from Camden breads baby Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 Whats the best bread to bread with ? Bloomer ? French ? Precut loaf ? I imagine it depends on the toilet size and state. Pain au chocolate ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 Well, I just googled it and all that showed up was a load of cats with their heads stuffed through a slice of mothers pride. What a waste of good food...... not to mention the bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 Whats the best bread to bread with ? Bloomer ? French ? Precut loaf ? I imagine it depends on the toilet size and state. Pain au chocolate ? This is my favourite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 I was fortunate enought to have the phrase "Dirty Piglet" explained to me the other day. It has certainly added to my appreciation of the slightly seedier side of life and i feel much enriched for knowing it. Maybe you chaps could help me though? I was directed to find out what a "Portugese Breakfast" was, but alas, I seem to have stumbled upon a number of differing explanations and wondered if you fellas may know the definitive answer? I hope you can help me by "serving up" the correct answer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 What I'd like to know is how Jamie's love of breading began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 What I'd like to know is how Jamie's love of breading began. Aye, I’m glad I wasn’t one of the submariners eating Jamie’s marmite on toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 So if any of these 'breaders' were confronted with the output of a Reverse-Dougan practitioner, would they be pleased or disappointed? Is it mountains or morsels they're after? Is it the hunt or the hare? Jamie? I guess that on one hand you've probably got more nutella-nutrients, and on the other hand, well on the other hand you'd probably find a large quantity of $hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StDunko Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 So if any of these 'breaders' were confronted with the output of a Reverse-Dougan practitioner, would they be pleased or disappointed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 8 September, 2014 Share Posted 8 September, 2014 Having googled Dirty Piglet I stumbled across the meaning for Alaskan Pipeline. It certainly made me think of an ex work colleague, who was in a local band of the same name, in a new way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 8 September, 2014 Share Posted 8 September, 2014 i saw a bird at festival wearing a "Breading at Reading" t-shirt. She seemed strangely familiar somehow, she looked like Carson from Downton Abbey and was going up to people trying to start arguments about the grammatical inconsistency of James Brown's "I Feel Good" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 8 September, 2014 Share Posted 8 September, 2014 I had a born again lesbian explain tarmacking to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 i saw a bird at festival wearing a "Breading at Reading" t-shirt. She seemed strangely familiar somehow, she looked like Carson from Downton Abbey and was going up to people trying to start arguments about the grammatical inconsistency of James Brown's "I Feel Good" She's not a 'bird', Bear. She's Belladonna Bletch, and I'd ask you to be a bit more respectful in future. The Carson and the grammar things she gets from me. #thatsmygirl The "breading" is from her mother's side of the family. Her great, great grandfather was arrested for quote, "Using a baked implement to obtain unsuitable nutrients from the chamber pot of a member of the Royal family" back in the 1800s. But we don't like to talk about that. All I know is that I'm never going to get on "Who do you think you are?" now. Especially if you add in the incident involving Great Uncle Barnabas Bletch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 But we don't like to talk about that. All I know is that I'm never going to get on "Who do you think you are?" now. Especially if you add in the incident involving Great Uncle Barnabas Bletch. Not to mention Barnabas Bletch's not-so-great nephew inciting an act of violence against a lady. nutella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 Not to mention Barnabas Bletch's not-so-great nephew inciting an act of violence against a lady. Nutella. Did he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 Nutella. Did he? Yes, he did. And after that he did the same to some poor dutch chap as well. The swine. nutrients Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 9 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 9 September, 2014 I had a born again lesbian explain tarmacking to me. feeding is another one. odd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 San Francisco hot lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 9 September, 2014 Share Posted 9 September, 2014 San Francisco hot lunch. Hot lunch holds the record for most disgusting thing my missus' cackling coven of office witches have ever heard of. Breading barely registered. In fact, it disappointed. I had to put it in a festival toilet context to get a reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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