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I knew they had no credibility anyway.

 

They're called One Direction.

 

We live on an island.

 

Logically, the f**kers should have walked into the sea by now.

 

I am therefore unsurprised to see the band going in different directions.

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Might not 'Pap don't preach' be a better request?

 

I have had to live with this shít for several years. Fifteen year old likes them, and liked them a lot more a few years ago.

 

ms pap liked NKOTB back in the day and acted as an enabler.

 

Sickening.

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I have had to live with this shít for several years. Fifteen year old likes them, and liked them a lot more a few years ago.

 

ms pap liked NKOTB back in the day and acted as an enabler.

 

Sickening.

 

I feel your pain, but I couldn't resist the Madge reference.

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Good luck to him. By the age of 22 hes made enough money for life and is walking away before he becomes too warped and weird by all the adoration.

 

From what I've seen, they've always seemed reasonably level headed as a group of individuals. They were always going to have a shelf life. He's now a multi-millionaire, so he can pretty much do whatever the hell he wants. Good luck to him.

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Does an article for OK magazine informing the world of his new found contentment

Announces plans to wed his current showbiz girlfriend

Get married and sell photo’s to OK magazine of the big day

Attempts a solo album of new material (written for him by Gary Barlow)

Gets caught taking drugs and drinking to excess

Cheats on his new wife and announces a trial separation

Attempts a second solo album after the first was semi-successful

Second solo album flunks badly

More drugs and drinking – puts on weight

Goes into rehab for drink and drugs addiction.

Comes out of rehab and says he is a new man

Gets back with wife declaring his love

Declares comeback tour with One Direction

 

begin cycle.........

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Does an article for OK magazine informing the world of his new found contentment

Announces plans to wed his current showbiz girlfriend

Get married and sell photo’s to OK magazine of the big day

Attempts a solo album of new material (written for him by Gary Barlow)

Gets caught taking drugs and drinking to excess

Cheats on his new wife and announces a trial separation

Attempts a second solo album after the first was semi-successful

Second solo album flunks badly

More drugs and drinking – puts on weight

Goes into rehab for drink and drugs addiction.

Comes out of rehab and says he is a new man

Gets back with wife declaring his love

Declares comeback tour with One Direction

 

begin cycle.........

 

I thought the exact same thing hahah

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Does an article for OK magazine informing the world of his new found contentment

Announces plans to wed his current showbiz girlfriend

Get married and sell photo’s to OK magazine of the big day

Attempts a solo album of new material (written for him by Gary Barlow)

Gets caught taking drugs and drinking to excess

Cheats on his new wife and announces a trial separation

Attempts a second solo album after the first was semi-successful

Second solo album flunks badly

More drugs and drinking – puts on weight

Goes into rehab for drink and drugs addiction.

Comes out of rehab and says he is a new man

Gets back with wife declaring his love

Declares comeback tour with One Direction

 

begin cycle.........

 

See................... solo career planned...

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3014228/Zayn-Malik-confirms-embark-solo-career-leaving-One-Direction-normal-22-year-old-spotlight.html

 

At least he is not lost to us all forever.................Bearsy will be relieved...

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