Coxford_lou Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 with retrospect, i concede that kraken may have had a point. As I recall in any case, after kraken tore me new bumhole on the frm, he come crawling back next day, and was like all, sorry b., sorry bout yesterday, i was all emotions cos i just found out i got aids from bumming next door's cat, or something like that, we forget the details. It was definitely something like that tho Bearsy is so sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 if i saw a chicken bully a grass, i would grass even if the chicken was a bird and the grass was a tea-leaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 Bearsy is so sweet. we've been over this ffs! i'm edgy + dangerous! It says so on my Passport! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 we've been over this ffs! i'm edgy + dangerous! It says so on my Passport! Aww, sweetie. You'll always be dangerous to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 with retrospect, i concede that kraken may have had a point. As I recall in any case, after kraken tore me new bumhole on the frm, he come crawling back next day, and was like all, sorry b., sorry bout yesterday, i was all emotions cos i just found out i got aids from bumming next door's cat, or something like that, we forget the details. It was definitely something like that tho [emoji106] The Ironing Out Age. Historians will pore over it, but wonder why it had its own age, exactly. They'll learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 You really need to change that avatar Done. Hopefully a bit more innocent than how the last one was perceived...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 5 May, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 May, 2015 Oh Bear. I try and be nice and pay you compliments and you have to bring up the bad old days. So much for live and let live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 Done. Hopefully a bit more innocent than how the last one was perceived...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 Done. Hopefully a bit more innocent than how the last one was perceived...! Are you wearing chaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 Oh c'mon. I'm just a cowgirl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 Are you wearing chaps? Yeah, and a lasso. To keep you lot in check !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 Woah how many chaps r u wearing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 Woah how many chaps r u wearing? Just a pair. One for each leg. I think that's normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 I'm not sure that the Lou's new avatar is helping really. I'm in my forties now, and therefore past my "Carry On Innuendo" peak, but even so, it conjures up all sorts of naughty metaphors, mostly to do with riding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 (edited) +1 I think it's a dirty photo. I think she's being taken from behind by a mechanised bull. That's what the remote control is for. Edit: I may be watching too much porn Edited 5 May, 2015 by Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 I'm not sure that the Lou's new avatar is helping really. I'm in my forties now, and therefore past my "Carry On Innuendo" peak, but even so, it conjures up all sorts of naughty metaphors, mostly to do with riding. But I like cowgirls they kick arse, get muddy, make bonfires, sing and play guitar. It's who I would be if I wasn't brought up in effing Soton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 This is what you get when you turn up for drinks with Lou. You have been warned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 +1 I think it's a dirty photo. I think she's being taken from behind by a mechanised bull. That's what the remote control is for. Bear, you think everything is a dirty photo. I don't think your opinion on what is and isn't dirty should be taken into consideration. The girl is obviously working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 I didn't say she wasn't working! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 Bear, you think everything is a dirty photo. I don't think your opinion on what is and isn't dirty should be taken into consideration. The girl is obviously working. Yes.... But on what Lou ? Is that a large cable tie she is holding ? Is this some sort of 50 shades of texas ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 Bear, you think everything is a dirty photo. I don't think your opinion on what is and isn't dirty should be taken into consideration. The girl is obviously working. Hard at work: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 Yes.... But on what Lou ? Is that a large cable tie she is holding ? Is this some sort of 50 shades of texas ? It's a lasso, Smirking. She's herding cattle. You need your bum kicked like Joan Crawford would do in Johnny Guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 Hard at work: I don't even know what that is! And I'm quite happy not to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 It's a lasso, Smirking. She's herding cattle. You need your bum kicked like Joan Crawford would do in Johnny Guitar. I couldnt have any less idea what you're on about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 Are you wearing chaps? ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 I couldnt have any less idea what you're on about Johnny Guitar - one of the best film noir starring Joan Crawford as a femme fatale. I'm guessing it won't be up your street: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 ??? Oh no, Jonnyboy. I don't want to be modern day fake cowgirl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 (edited) Oh no, Jonnyboy. I don't want to be modern day fake cowgirl. or Edited 5 May, 2015 by Jonnyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 or No JB. A cool and classy cowgirl. http://img002.lazygirls.info/people/marilyn_monroe/marilyn_monroe_marilyn_monroe_on_set_of_the_misfits_in_nevada_in_1960_VmpxcPN.sized.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 Oh c'mon. I'm just a cowgirl! But not an ordinary Cowgirl!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 5 May, 2015 Share Posted 5 May, 2015 No JB. A cool and classy cowgirl. http://img002.lazygirls.info/people/marilyn_monroe/marilyn_monroe_marilyn_monroe_on_set_of_the_misfits_in_nevada_in_1960_VmpxcPN.sized.jpg They're definately better than nuns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 6 May, 2015 Share Posted 6 May, 2015 She even has the finger pose from your last avatar: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 6 May, 2015 Share Posted 6 May, 2015 She even has the finger pose from your last avatar: You know that doesn't look like me, GB, I've got dark hair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 May, 2015 Share Posted 6 May, 2015 Yeah, and a lasso. To keep you lot in check !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 6 May, 2015 Share Posted 6 May, 2015 You know that doesn't look like me, GB, I've got dark hair! One of you might be wearing a wig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 6 May, 2015 Share Posted 6 May, 2015 One of you might be wearing a wig. Darn, I've been outed. That is me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 6 May, 2015 Share Posted 6 May, 2015 Yeah, and a lasso. To keep you lot in check !! Ah, a bit of bondage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 6 May, 2015 Share Posted 6 May, 2015 They're definately better than nuns That is such a challenge, Cowgirl Nuns, but I'm at work so it'll have to wait.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 May, 2015 Share Posted 6 May, 2015 That is such a challenge, Cowgirl Nuns, but I'm at work so it'll have to wait.... Go on Bob, make my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bearsy Posted 6 May, 2015 Share Posted 6 May, 2015 African bras prob don't give much support, but overall, I approve their design edit: goddammit tim i was talking bout the other picture! U make me look paedo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smirking_Saint Posted 6 May, 2015 Share Posted 6 May, 2015 That looks like a relatively attractive katie hopkins... No thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 May, 2015 Share Posted 6 May, 2015 That looks like a relatively attractive katie hopkins... No thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 6 May, 2015 Share Posted 6 May, 2015 goddammit tim i was talking bout the other picture! U make me look paedo! Whereas the previous one was so much older, double figures easy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 6 May, 2015 Share Posted 6 May, 2015 Fair point I make myself look paedo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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