CB Fry

[emoji599] BREAKING: Video emerges of @jeremycorbyn bashing the @BBCWorld on Iranian TV for “believing that Israel has a right to exist.” https://t.co/OounUIxtyi I've always believed that it is a disgrace that the BBC dishes out propaganda like "Israel is a democracy" and "Israel has a right to exist" so to be fair to the Cretin he's absolutely bang on the money. This will be a massive vote-winner in Doncaster and Bishop Auckland so I would think the party will go big with this message over the weekend now that the footage has resurfaced.

Would be the biggest CCHQ majority since Thatcher's third victory in 1987. I have no doubt Boris will win but seems unlikely to be that big a margin. At this stage I am happy to accept that the Lib Dems have absolutely sh it the bed.

I don't think you realise it, but you've just summarised perfectly the entire issue within Corbyn's Labour. Seriously, well done.

I don't think you realise it, but you've just summarised perfectly the entire issue within Corbyn's Labour. Seriously, well done.

Because Jonnyboy has zero radar and will swallow any old bullsh it propaganda just as long as it is on the Canary or Sqwarkbox or our comrades in Moscow. Because he is, like, a free thinker and everything. When will people just accept that Jeremy Corbyn has never made a single mistake in his entire life. Also, his interview was a triumph and showed him to be Prime Ministerial because Aaron Bastini said so.

Because Jonnyboy has zero radar and will swallow any old bullsh it propaganda just as long as it is on the Canary or Sqwarkbox or our comrades in Moscow. Because he is, like, a free thinker and everything. When will people just accept that Jeremy Corbyn has never made a single mistake in his entire life. Also, his interview was a triumph and showed him to be Prime Ministerial because Aaron Bastini said so.

So it turns out the correct thing to do was to wait and see who we appointed, then? Because it turns out we haven't appointed "a bargain basement, low ambition addition who will be totally out of their depth" after all. Still, we couldn't attract that mega-star coach from Preston North End that we definitely wanted so how will we ever live down the humiliation. There's plenty that Goa has got wrong,but his major staffing appointment - Ralph, and now this guy - have been sound and plenty ambitious enough. That isn't particularly the problem. Where we agree is we have massive problems on the playing side which is kinda important.

So it turns out the correct thing to do was to wait and see who we appointed, then? Because it turns out we haven't appointed "a bargain basement, low ambition addition who will be totally out of their depth" after all. Still, we couldn't attract that mega-star coach from Preston North End that we definitely wanted so how will we ever live down the humiliation. There's plenty that Goa has got wrong,but his major staffing appointment - Ralph, and now this guy - have been sound and plenty ambitious enough. That isn't particularly the problem. Where we agree is we have massive problems on the playing side which is kinda important.

Just finished the Andrew Neil interview on iplayer. Absolute carnage. The Cretin was less well prepped and less command of the details than Prince Andrew and Neil just destroyed him. Taking on Andrew Neil is not easy but there were obvious and simple answers and straightforward positions he could have taken but he chose not to, or just doesn't have the intellectual horsepower to deal with them or think on his feet. Like Prince Andrew, he thinks oiks like BBC Journalists are beneath him. Pathetic.

Just finished the Andrew Neil interview on iplayer. Absolute carnage. The Cretin was less well prepped and less command of the details than Prince Andrew and Neil just destroyed him. Taking on Andrew Neil is not easy but there were obvious and simple answers and straightforward positions he could have taken but he chose not to, or just doesn't have the intellectual horsepower to deal with them or think on his feet. Like Prince Andrew, he thinks oiks like BBC Journalists are beneath him. Pathetic.

I don't think you understand what the word rumour means.

It was clearly more than just "a rumour" as the cub have been seeding stories to The Daily Telegraph for a long time now.

Last bit of polling stuff today, this is the first seat projection using polling data and other modelling data. Basically a comfortable majority for Boris and Lib Dems get nowhere. Also, the SNP don't clean up in Scotland after all. Before anyone asks the guy who put it up did not include other parties, so that's why the number doesn't add up to 650. From Tim Shipman's Twitter: BREAKING: First big election model seat projection predicts CCHQ majority of 48 CCHQ 349 Lab 213 LD 14 SNP 49 Plaid 5 Green 1 Speaker 1 Datapraxis ran 270,000 YouGov interviews through their own predictive MRP model (like the ones that predicted the last election)

And another poll. I think Boris might just sneak a majority you know. Westminster voting intention: CCHQ: 47% (+3) LAB: 28% (-) LDEM: 12% (-2) BREX: 3% (-3) via @OpiniumResearch Chgs. w/ 15 Nov

New poll out and things looking bleak for Labour but great for CCHQ. Westminster voting intention: CCHQ: 42% (-) LAB: 30% (-) LDEM: 16% (+1) GRN: 4% (-) BREX: 3% (-1) via @YouGov, 21 - 22 Nov Chgs. w/ 19 Nov https://t.co/t8Le7zYNh5

The problem with the Lib Dems post 2010 us they've lost their strongest electoral strategy. Charles Kennedy, Paddy Ashdown and Nick Clegg made seat gains by being a completely different party in different parts of the country, with different messages in the South-west, Norfolk, Scotland and in big cities depending on who they were up against, they were great shape-shifters and they got 40-60 seats off the back of it. Maybe the pre-Twitter age helped too. What they can't pull off is having unequivocal positions on major topics. And while their Brexit position is coherent and clear, I do not think it is going to play that well. The problem is it only makes sense if Swinson accepts and admits they won't win a majority, that it is just a stake in the ground as a negotiation point with either Labour or CCHQ in a coalition/confidence agreement. I don't think people have accepted this premise which us why she's getting cra p for "not being democratic". Later night it did feel the air was rapidly disappearing from the Lib Dem balloon. The final factor is she is nowhere near as capable a performer as Kennedy, Ashdown or Clegg who were far more personable/authoritative performers in that kind of arena.

It was bizarre that not one voice in the audience seemed positive towards Swinson/Lib Dems at all. I don't think she did great but she was dealt a tough hand. She took quite a lot of flak for what were clearly CCHQ policies that the Libs were junior coalition partners in. Its difficult to know when they will ever shake off 2010.

Boris doing just enough for CCHQ to win the election so all the CCHQ supporters will be delighted.

If we're in the bottom three in January then we won't make any major signings because the club won't sanction taking that kind of financial risk on the cliff-edge of the Championship. If we're fourth bottom or higher then the club won't sanction any major signings because it is clear that the squad we have can keep clear of relegation. In summary we ain't making any major signings in January.

CCHQ is a recognised political party now is it? Fu ck's sake.

They're not mucking about, Jose announced. I know people like to see Clubs acting quickly but surely the Spurs fans deserve a few days of idle gossip/speculation/earlobe analysis/ITK bullsh itters. I reckon there will be at least one Spurs fan who boarded a plane at Heathrow last night and who is now checking their phone for the first time at immigration in Singapore or Los Angeles and thinking what the fu ck.

Utterly perverse assessment. Pochettino clearly has a talent for building great teams. Spurs have not become a top 4 regular as an unrelated incident that Pochettino has benefited from, Poch has himself turned them into a top 4 side. He developed and supported these "world class" young players you speak of. And lord knows they can go back to where they came from pretty easily. If Man U can miss the CL a couple of seasons in a row then Tottenham bloody Hotspur can quite easily.

In fairness, the likes of Julia Hartley-Brewer were criticising the Conservative Press Office stunt so it is perfectly possible for folks to notice things that are objectively wrong regardless of ideology. And that Factcheck thing was pretty worrying and definitely unnecessary.

The Guardian going with Jose as the quick replacement. Which is interesting.

My god, what a pair of absolute tits.