CB Fry

Well the Conservatives are currently streets ahead in the polls and the latest survey on response to the crisis shows people supporting the government's approach.

So, Manolo Gabbiadini has got the virus. Happy NOW????

Do we need to drain the swamp again?

But all current Premier League stadiums are like that these days. We've finished 8th three times, seventh and sixth in this stadium so I don't think its that much of a problem. Having been to the London Stadium for the first time a couple of weeks ago, we should count our blessings.

Our boys playing Spurs tonight. Come onnnnn lads win it for the shirt \o/ \o/ \o/

Not really. In a eight and a half/nine month season weve basically had one month or so not in relegation form. Enough to keep us up but the vast majority of the season we've been dreadful.

At least the Paul Allen thing was built around a pretty detailed article in a national newspaper. It had independent plausibility at the start. This I think is more like the "Richard Branson is going to buy us" stuff from the 90s. Just blind hope. Although it's an odd thing to hope for in my opinion. That said, bring on the rumour mongers. HelpmeRheddbull, are you out there?

It's not plausible that a Sunday Times article is required to flush out Red Bull. Also, Red Bull are not buying us. Ever.

At least I would go into the climate apocalypse having finished paying off my mortgage. #silverlining

Neil Morrissey and Sarah Lancashire play the children of two of the residents.

The scenario I worry about is that somewhere in the UK the virus will rip through an old people's home, killing seven or eight residents in a weekend. Then, a young Romanian nurse is identified as the source of the outbreak there. The victim's families plus an angry mob attack this nurse's home and the resulting blaze burns down a small block of flats, killing seventeen innocent people. Basically, that's the plot of a six part ITV drama written by Jimmy McGovern to be broadcast in five years time. There'd be a comedy sub-plot about toilet rolls as well.

But he hasn't quite finished the multi-million pound development of hotels and restaurants and leisure businesses in the city yet, so there's no way he could be selling up now.

Call me arrogant, call me over confident but I reckon that this season we will definitely finish on more points than we did in the Wigley/Saggy relegation season.

He got a lot of love from us up at Bramall Lane so I have no doubt he will get the same at SMS.

Its a shame Arsenal snapped up that experienced Premier League RB in January.

We seem to be utterly obsessed as a club on "clever" player sales and departures. Creating unnecessary upheaval and problems just so the player trading department can all high-fiving each other on saving six months wages on February 1st. Over and over again.

Imagine my astonishment when other teams lower than us in the table also didn't win.

Well, at least I've got the relegation dinlows to look forward too. #dragged #back #in

Swansea got six points in their last ten games so even if we did that we're safe.

Jesus wept. Whatever one thinks of that man he is not "another Tory".

He has signed for Montreal Impact. Which I believe is some kind of bodyslam in Mixed Martial Arts.

News just in that Victor Wanyama has signed for, er, Montreal Impact. Which I believe is some kind of deodorant.

In fairness there were half and half scarves outside the London stadium on Saturday so I don't think you can lay that at Pompey's door. They're everywhere.

If you think a team on forty points with four games left would be under threat of relegation then there really is no hope whatsoever. And your wonderful scenario takes the safety tally up to, er, 49 points. There's only so many idiots I can deal with on one thread.

We're getting relegated and we deserve it. #pigsh it