CB Fry

Laughable stuff. Seriously, well done for sticking with it.

The critical thing to remember is none of that has actually happened. Lovely little flight of fancy though. What actually has happened is on this forum is Jeff comparing that cafe blackboard to racial discrimination. I'm still waiting for some equivalent joke aimed at "lefties" that is going to prompt an equivalent response.

I am going to "utterly lose my sh it" in a minute.

I am disgusted by this joke.

Someone pat him on the head and tell him it's going to be alright.

50 jokes. Let's see if I crack.

The BBC is definitely just like Stalin.

Neil Kinnock was a nincompoop.

Lefties give you cancer up the bum.

Try me. Post up 50 right now.

It's the thin end of the wedge and no mistake.

So your post that "everybody thought was serious [emoji38] " was serious?

Has anybody got a link to some amazing lethal goals in the last minutes ....with crazy commentators?

Make your mind up.

Who are these few UK police officers who have been "getting shot and dying" recently? In my country those "good cop shootings" occurrences are rare so those incidents get high levels of coverage. If I've missed these recent few can you let me know and provide links? And why would any one be "OK " with that? The only person on this thread who has been "OK " with any gun death is you, especially for the punishable by death crime of not staying in a car.

Or, it's a joke.

Absolutely. Neither route into the CL is likely. Through winning the Europa League is a marginally more possible miracle.

Having seen Celtic, Rangers, Fulham and Middlesbrough in the final over the last 15 years or so, I'd say it was more likely to be honest. Not hugely likely, but more likely.

Nothing has been "suddenly replaced" with anything. Reed has been saying exactly the same thing as this in every interview he's ever given since we were promoted and probably before.

The chances are we are never, ever going to finish top four. The circumstances that would bring it about are just so unlikely. If we did it, it would be tremendous but relies on at least two major clubs having a nightmare season as well as the consistency across an entire season we would need to deliver. A miniscule chance. I'm losing zero sleep on it. Win a cup or two and some Europa action? Bring it on.

Not only the solution to our creativity and goals problem, he's also the answer to our goalkeeping crisis. He's some player, this Jack Cork.

Spot on. Whatever we've lacked recently it ain't Jack "goal machine" Cork.

Maybe. But he was never dropped because people thought he couldn't bat. The advice to get county runs under his belt was poor/misleading advice because it was never going to make any difference. That was a poor show.

Our squad will never really be any deeper than it is now. We're not a big enough club to have huge numbers of top 8 standard players sat on the bench.

Up the bum.