CB Fry

I can always tell when you're angry. I quite like it.

Not angry at anything. Just amused at the convoluted lengths you will go to to pretend you didn't say something that you clearly and unequivocally did. All good fun. Any time you want to apologise for making out Hypo and I are the same person, feel free.

Don't quite get SOG giving out the Sherlock Holmes jibes when the only person making dopey deductions is him. "Aha! I put it to you that CB Fry and Hypochondriac are one and the same person". Send for Scotland fuc king yard.

I'm always cool. Was confident I could get SOG to admit that he thinks I am the same person as Hypo within a handful of posts and I did. And you're right up is pointless argument but it is a football forum. It's all pointless. Anyway, I am hoping SOG is getting the mods to "do something" immediately with this dual forum personality I have nurtured on the various Saints forums for over a decade since the Gordon Strachan era. Almost admirable my long game, ain't it?

Yeah, possible. I can't see it myself. Be delighted with 6th anyway. However I can see Hull beating Liverpool on Tuesday though, archetypal April run-in result. That might open things up again.

We're going to finish at least seventh, don't worry about it. It's just whether we can squeak sixth.

Oh dear.

What a strange comment. More likely, I'd say I completely agree with him, because I do.

I'm not the one claiming two different forum contributors are the same person.

Great game, delighted not to lose but clearly could have won too. Lovely to see Pelle right back in form.

Why are you assuring me about something I clearly said in the post you quoted that I have never, ever thought. You do read posts before you quote them, right? Odd. .....and we're a long way from your "I never once claimed" stuff aren't we now? We've arrived at SOG's fantasy island. Hypo and me are the same person. Okay then.

plus five or six at least.

Elia. Interesting.

I think I would take not losing right now.

This is generating the injury time when the winner will go in.

Arse

Steven Davis. Dear me.

Need a goal while we're on top (as Mr Obvious Dave Merrington would say)

Well we'll agree to differ. Independence is not going to happen for a long, long time. You think the SNP collapsing a government and letting the Tories stroll in will have no impact whatsoever on Salmond and Sturgeon's standing? Five years ago the SNP polled less than 20% of the vote, a whole 80,000 less than the Tories. Five years on you think we're now in a place that whatever the SNP do, whatever promises they break or fu ck ups they make a gigantic swath of robotic unthinking voters are going to vote for them unopposed for all elections forever? Laughable. They're doing very well right now, but all political parties fu ck up and they all lose elections.

I think that is very much a possibility...

Fair enough!

Very good, but if the game was being played tomorrow I'd suggest you could probably find four other equally relevent events from our history. Especially as April is often a critical month.

The person in the video will be most distressed to hear that.

Presented without comment, suffice to say I know there have been lots of requests for videos of people in Mexican wrestling masks singing songs about Southampton full backs.

I hope that is how it happens. If he is into his last year let's hope people don't spend forever whining at the club for not offering him a new one etc. I don't expect him to sign any new contract with us - much like Feyenoord he'll do his bit and then go to a new challenge. Three seasons of Koeman would be flipping epic. And then he simply hands over to his natural successor, Gerry Francis.