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Not that overdue, he was rightly nowhere near the squad last season.

Didn't seem that obvious to you earlier. Happy to help, though.

He moved to Liverpool because he wanted to play for Liverpool.

Everyone accepts our team that finished runners up in L1 was better than the then England team, so that argument has always rung true. It's a shame that Jack Cork is no longer good enough for England, though.

You're dumb enough to believe Pap thinks The Onion is real. Read his post again, literally all the words in it, and try and work out what the rest of us are actually laughing at.

You replace them with the mythical "next generation" of bright young kids to replace the "tired old guard" of, well, Daniel Sturridge and Danny Wellbeck. And then some sap (traditionally Alpine) chimes in with "let's chuck a lot of 19 year olds in and not even try to qualify for the next tournament, because that will mean we will then be in a great position to win the tournament after". The forum idiots guide to saving the national team.

I was hoping this thread was going to be about Hapeol Tel Aviv, Benfica and Ludogorets.

Rhyming couplets about Turkish are very welcome on this forum, but there is a particular thread you need to submit them to, you can't just post them anywhere.

I'd say he does.

It's highly likely that a majority Tory administration would have reduce tax in a different way.

Oh, I do apologise. I didn't realise you were talking about that completely different and unique policy. FFS.

Raising the tax free band to £10k was a LD policy whether you like it or not. Just a fact.

Today's a great day to celebrate the supremacy of the White man.

"I really have a problem with negroes and I just don't know why". #peoplesarmy

I'm with you. Whether our UKIP supporting idiot Lordship likes it or not, this is true. The LDs will get hammered on polling day because they were involved in coalition regardless of what they've actually done. In time history will judge them quite kindly for those policies you mention which were their initiatives after all.

Inside Number 9 about to start. Will have to catch up with Paxo's demolition of Ed later.

Kay Burley is dreadful.

I'm basing it on a tweet from David Conn who usually is on the money about these things. I have no idea if he's right on this but I'd back him to be.

A lot of that is parachute payments though.

What I like about you Lord D is you have absolutely no time whatsoever for people whose entire schtick is how anti-establishment they are when they are clearly, completely and unequivocally part of the establishment. You hate those people, don't you?

He was also a pretty niche C4 celeb at the time, with nothing like the profile of Clarkson now. So I find it unlikely Clary will make any strong connection between his circumstance 22 years ago and Clarkson's.

The successful author, large venue filling stand up, prime time TV show presenting, Radio 4/QI panel show stalwart, Strictly contestant Julian Clary? That Julian Clary? I think he may possibly have recovered from that incident more than 20 years ago. I can't actually remember him be sacked from anything at the time anyway.

Do you have any examples of this?

If it was a terrorist act then a terrorist group would have claimed responsibility by now. That's kinda the point of terrorism.

You wait until we have a green away kit to celebrate our partnership with MLS giants the Oregon Cowpokes. We'll be massive then, massive.