CB Fry

He said none of his strikers are going to score 20 this season, which is slightly different. And when I say slightly, I mean completely different.

Definitely the best way to win an argument when presented with facts and statistics around US gun ownership and homicide rate and deaths per thousand etc at the hands of these weapons is to a) brazenly make up meaningless stats in response ("really good" and guaranteed to to work 99.9% of the time) b) Post up links of reports about British police stopping someone from commiting a crime with a knife. Just so relevant and bang on the money. Yep. Well done. You have smashed this. Hands down.

So, to summarise, waaah waaah waaah waaah waaah.

They showed it on C4 news. It is unbelievably (to me) Blue and Black. Darker than an Inter Milan kit. Really blue, really black. All the images on this thread I see as White/Gold. Just nuts.

This happened in our office too, clearly isn't colour blindness. I'm in the white/gold camp. Annoyingly so is my missus and my eldest daughter which rather killed the phenomenon in my house.

Still dim, then.

"what, you play for a team called who? Banchester United? And you're on how much money? I had no idea, I have never left the Hampshire area or spoken to another player until I got called up for England. This has truly opened my eyes and no mistake." Much like many of the things you've "been saying for years", it's nonsense.

They've joined clubs with big squads which us what lots of people on this forum want us to be. Presumably not you though because you wouldn't want us to have bit part players, right?

The full Waddle. Brilliant.

Always fascinating the "He'll only be a bit part player" line is always used as the case against when one of ours might go to a bigger club. I just hope the people that say it are not the same people who demand that we sign lots more players to have a stronger squad ourselves - because that would mean us having more bit part players too, and that would be awful, right?

Never mind. Good luck for the rest of the season though, mate. You've got a good manager in Pardew.

Nor had I. Doesn't make them unknowns.

I love a mournful "oh if only we could speculate to accumulate" post.

This time next year if we were lucky enough to get through to the CL last 16 I would think we would have enough divs on this forum begging us to chuck the kids in so we can concentrate on the league.

Was that from when he left Crystal Palace for lots more money with us?

Nah. The pleasure is in the nothingness. 13th place in L2 could not be more irrelevant.

Micky Adams is effing useless.

Micky Adams ain't never going to let us down.

Nah. George Galloway gives good interview. The right leader could sell the Greens to the nation. Or enough of the nation to win a seat or five in Norwich, Yeovil and some London boroughs.

Lucas seems far more composed and credible and significantly less Australian than Bennett. She's a total liability in an election where they could conceivably get five seats and a platform to overtake the Lib Dems long term.

I don't think a word has been invented to articulate how thick you are.

Boom.

Box of frogs.

Box of frogs.

Computer says no.