CB Fry

Birming bum Sh itty.

Gash ton Villa.

Blunderland.

Swans wee Sh itty.

Less-ter Sh itty.

Queens Dork Wrongers.

They had the CEO of Mansfield Town on Five Live earlier talking about this. The Karren Brady of the Whatsapp generation.

The Lukaku joke on twitter is quite good.

As contraire. Some feminist sucked me off in a gents lav only yesterday. If it feels great and you're not hurting any one go for it. I think that's what she was saying anyway.

You have a brilliant way of bringing vagueness and confusion to things that are simple. Have QPR or Villa got to their 57 point safety target yet?

Got to say, as trolling goes, that's pretty exceptional.

There can be no doubt that raking up a near-decade old long dead takeover saga could have a catastrophic impact on Toby, Victor, Graziano, Jose and Ryan in the last weeks of the season. However could they remain focused when they learn about stuff that Saintlee heard in that meeting that time.

Mad Jack McMad.

I never stopped believing.

He's the Kinder player I'd go for. Sweet.

How many points do Everton need to mathematically finish 7th? 104?

Maybe you need to look up "reality" instead. Fingers crossed for Villa and Leicester getting them 56 points, eh.

You answered with factoids with no practical application in reality. Still, fingers crossed we get those all important 57 points to stay up - that's the number all the clubs are chasing for survival and no mistake.

I was asking a rhetorical question.

To clarify I would forget talking about who is in the final, it's about who wins it, if it one of those three we'll likely get a Europa slot in seventh (unless Liverpool finish eighth and win the cup of course, then they'd get it). A big two final allows us to know earlier, but not essential - the losing finalist can be anyone.

Is this another one of your theoretical factoids that has no practical application in reality whatsoever, much like your "all teams need 47* points to be mathematically safe" stuff from the other week? *can't remember what the number was, but it was a pointless one.

I said we'd score.

We are definitely going to score.

We are never, ever, ever going to score.

There isn't a glass ceiling. If we wanted to be the next Man City we could be - splashing several hundred million quid should do it, there's no glass ceiling stopping that. Wishing for that to happen is not "aspiration", though, it's just a lottery-winner dream.