CB Fry

Was that from when he left Crystal Palace for lots more money with us?

Nah. The pleasure is in the nothingness. 13th place in L2 could not be more irrelevant.

Micky Adams is effing useless.

Micky Adams ain't never going to let us down.

Nah. George Galloway gives good interview. The right leader could sell the Greens to the nation. Or enough of the nation to win a seat or five in Norwich, Yeovil and some London boroughs.

Lucas seems far more composed and credible and significantly less Australian than Bennett. She's a total liability in an election where they could conceivably get five seats and a platform to overtake the Lib Dems long term.

I don't think a word has been invented to articulate how thick you are.

Boom.

Box of frogs.

Box of frogs.

Computer says no.

After six, seven, eight years of making exactly the same joke on this forum, what do you think? Fair play, he gets his two bites per post hit rate so I am sure he is very happy with that.

You are more than a little dim.

Box of frogs.

I, for one, cannot wait for the 2015-16 Europa League campaign to get started in August 2016. How about you?

According to Munster, yep.

You do understand that the Lallana Lovren Lambert transfers - blanket coverage in the media in the summer and the lead in to this game - are different to the sheer boring coincidence that we signed a right back and a centre back from the same club three years apart? A coincidence even commentators in our matches against Palace barely mentioned due to its utter irrelevance. You do understand that, right? Yes? If we'd had a similar situation - a competitive match against Feyenoord, say - we'd cover it. We would. Get it now?

You do realise Man United will still be in the Premier League next season, regardless of whether they finish 4th, 5th or 11th?

You're asking the wrong questions. The Premier League does not "not want us to upset the top 6". Paranoid nonsense. However BT Sport wouldn't want us to get in the Champions League because it fu cks up their business plan for next season. They'd want a big team with a big following to get in. But that's not the same as what you are insinuating.

That's pretty much it. But Liverpool and Spurs could win the two cups and finish 7th and 8th which could mean we finish sixth and get nothing. Unlikely though.

Only if we get knocked out of both cups at the first time of asking. We need at least one, if not two, full seasons playing the absolute minimum number of games possible to avoid burnout. Then, and only then will we be ready to think about being ready for Europe maybe in three seasons after that.

If top 4 teams win both cups then the EL places go to 5/6/7th. The losing FA Cup finalist is irrelevant as they don't qualify anymore.

Ask Dark Munster. He kno it.

Except we would do it. If we drew Feyenoord in the Europa League, we'd definitely do it. If we signed three young players from, say, Leeds United and got them in the FA cup we'd do it. We'd do it better than LFC but we'd do it. We didn't do it for Fonte and Clyne a few weeks ago because they joined three years apart and we've played Palace plenty of times since. Jokes have to actually work, sunshine.

Well, at least we had those two weeks of wonderful rest. Proved to be a massive advantage.