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This. They'll be editing a fu cking interview video when they could just announce it.

I was quite pleased with that. I think it's all done anyway but couldn't waste that line.

September One, Signings Nil.

Didn't we announce Papa Waigo in the mid morning of the day after deadline day? Vague recollection of that.

Indeed. It will be mental on all levels. And forum folklore for years to come.

If we don't announce these two there will be the meltdown of all meltdowns on here.

That is just a chancer. Post it as many times as you like. What we're waiting for is actual confirmation, not guesswork from a din on twitter.

So, we are going to announce both at the same time on the stroke of 10pm, then. Possibly.

WE GOT RID OF GASTON AND ALL THE MONEY IS GOING TO KATHARINA'S SWISS BANK ACCOUNT FFS. ASSET STRIPPING SLAG.

Ramirez to Hull. No Hull fans cheer whatsoever.

For once I am prepared to agree that Sky Sports News have an anti Saints agenda. I demand to see our dinlow fans jigging about and chanting FFS.

Rooney and Van Persie will be going mad.

Probably signed six hours ago. Just finishing the print approval on the flashy photos and interview video.

Clearly not. Koeman uses the word 'dream' which is a long way from the 'not if but how' apparent certainty of the last bloke.

So Redknapp, so Deadline day. Thank eff that *@#*$ is nowhere near our club.

He was but I think the loan deal was done very late on deadline day. ie he became a Saints player on transfer deadline day. Quite late as well.

He's no Calum Chambers, though, is he?

Pretty sure I said announce it when the contract was signed, didn't I? So eff knows what you two are blathering about.

I really hope we break the habit of a lifetime (well, five years) tomorrow and announce signings when they are done instead of spending seven hours prepping interview copy and swish photos. "SFC delighted to announce signing of X on a X year contract for an undisclosed fee. More details to follow". Not difficult is it? Man U announced just the fee agreement with Blind, hasn't even done his freaking medical. Just a small point, though.

Half an hour ago he posted a story on Goal.com that he's signed for Newcastle. So possibly a click-baiting *****. Or true. Who knows...

I think we need your definition of great if you are saying Diego Maradon isn't a great player and Alex Ferguson isn't a great manager.

Wasn't Hooiveld on deadline day, three years ago? (I take your point. It's not many or often)

Looks like we may have our winger now. Thanks Andros and Poch, but no thanks.

It's Lime Wood.

Has he been spotted at Lime Wood yet?