CB Fry

LOL. Bumping a match build up thread. Strange, whens there's, like, sooo much to play for too.

Just driven past St Mary's. Just watched three members of staff coming out of the Saints shop carrying huge piles of heavy-looking books. Chucked the whole lot into their wheely bins. Before rubbing their hands together and going back inside. Anyone know why?

MLG is never going to get that level of nuance. Hilarious that he is rambling about Chaos theory while at the same time forces a link two events that are utterly unconnected. A football match and a random drawing of eight balls a day later. Utterly unconnected unless, like MLG you force a connection. Of the multi million events that have impacted how that draw played out - from the person bringing the balls out of storage, the atmospheric pressure in Wembley, Rob Lee's nerves, the level of moistueriser on Olly Lee's hands - the result of a match hundreds of miles and many hours ago becomes utterly irrelevent. As relevent to that moment as, say, the colour of some shoes bought by an old woman in Lincoln last Monday. Well done MLG.

There are plenty on this forum who get uncontrollably damp at the thought of finishing eighth.

If MLG had never been born, this thread wouldn't be a total clusterf u ck.

Maybe there is an alternative reality where Saints are playing regular Champions League football in a 60,000 stadium funded by fans paying a tenner to get in and all buying a hotdog each. All it takes is for Rob Lee's son to step on a twig. Or something.

Was Rob Lee's grandfather shot in the war, then? Or not? Or would Rob Lee have been shot by a rampaging Sunderland fan had they lost yesterday? Or just caused him to miss his train on the tube? I'm confused.

Chaos theory dictates that you are a gigantic bellend in every conceivable circumstance. Even if we'd won yesterday.

Don't think it would. The number comes from the tie from the previous round. 99% sure we would have been the same ball in the ballbag. LOL. I said ballbag.

If there's ome thing we know about Saints, it's that we are utterly incapable of beating Manchester City.

What posts do you mean exactly? The one responding to the idiot OP who thinks people are demanding the manager be sacked? Or my posts taking the utter pi ss out of peoole like you falling over themselves to get their "boo hoo" routine in when the reaction on this forum has been, in the main, measured, sensible but dissappointed. That big picture?

Boo hoo.

Nice judgement on me from someone who doesn't know me from Adam. I look forward to our next defeat so you can once again go into your "boo hoo" routine. What's brilliant about it is it really is razor-sharp observational comedy. Hilarious satire, insightful and, like, soooo true. Keep it up, Mr Perspective.

Are you 13?

I think the only response to this is "boo hoo we lost a game of football". And "LOL". It's what all the bellends are saying.

If he wants to win more silverware then he'll need to leave St Mary's.

Why not rest players in that league game - was a completely meaningless game in our season. Although we should have tried to win both, with decent teams and approach both times. Easy, huh?

You don't think we've consolodated in the Premier League? Jesus. Boo hoo indeed, you're an effing nutcase.

Jesus Christ what a load of bed wetting nonsense. Lots of talk of "meltdown" on this forum but the only people melting down are the lunatics like ALWAYS_SFC and this guy who can't seem to cope with fans being disappointed with a clearly abject performance, poor team selection and huge missed opportunity. So we end up with this tripe. The logical end of this "how dare any of you complain..want the manager sacked do ya? Do ya?" train of thought is the belief that none of us should care whether we win or lose any game at all, ever. No one must ever invest any emotion into supporting Saints. At all. For any match. Happy now, Hedgehog? And no, I don't want the f uc king manager sacked.

We're not going to finish the season snapping at the heels of 5th and 6th. So, just to confirm, a cup final is written off as "just one day" but you then finish off by creating some fairytale scenario of beating Man United in the last minute of the last game of the season. Which, and correct me if I'm wrong here, sounds suspiciously like "just one day" as well. So, what's your point?

Still trolling, comedy boy? You am, like, sooo funny and stuff. Do your yo-yo strategy routine. Hilarious.

I never thought we would win the cup. We were, however, a ruddy good bet for a Wembley semi and even a Wembley final. In itself a worthy end to an excellent season. And a more honourable exit than today's abomination. Still, some players had a lovely rest to prepare them for whatever it is that is so important from here until May.

Personally, as long as the players get lots of rest then for me competing for trophies is not really important any more. I now understand the point of modern football.

Where have I said that then Strawlock? Nowhere. We have plenty of opportunity for delicious precious rest now anyway. How wonderful for us. You must be made up.

Jesus Christ, Strawlock. World Cups now just a lovely little holiday and no England players or management or pundits have ever put it in the context of being at "the end of a long, hard season". Okay then, sweetheart.