CB Fry

Top, top class m-boarding. The whole world's media is against us. Rickie Lambert is the greatest footballer ever born and should start every single England game from now until his retirement. My favourite bit was the rant about England only pick players from top five teams, which quickly turned into a rant about another player who will get picked who isn't from a top five team. Exceptional.

Are you sure about this? Or is it just part of the frothing-at-the-mouth myth-making and bile that surrounds a kid goalkeeper who turned out to be not quite good enough?

Except, of course, we didn't swap Bale for Forecast.

Isn't he injured? Otherwise he'd probably have played yesterday.

ITV anti saints agenda

Subbed. Clear proof that everyone in the England set up hates Rickie Lambert doing well.

That he has. Like he was born into playing for England. Brilliant.

Anyone got any views on the look on Hodgson's face after Lambert scored? Some forum geniuses managed to weave an entire "Roy hates Lambert" back story out of five seconds of TV footage last time.

It's nothing more than a publicity stunt. Because picking Southampton players is massive news.

Wait until they say we're brilliant next week. You'll see just how many care.

I remember reading it going back and forth over weeks/months and being perplexed by it all, as a 15/16 year old kid. I guess these days it would have been had out over a couple of days over a few threads on a forum.... I liked your cartoons too, though.

Do groundhog day!!!

I didn't think we actually paid all the creditors in full - they cleared the debt/settled the CVA thing - but that is not the same as paying everyone what they were originally owed. Anyway - the Fulham comparison is about right. Where we are stronger than them (academy/bigger ground) is offset by the fact we aren't in London (or for that matter, Manchester, or anywhere remotely interesting).

Someone's hard up. I think I've got all those in my old dear's shed, with all the other crap I don't want in my house and don't want her to throw away. My favourite ones were the ones after the Beautiful South came out, which seemed to be mainly about Chorley having an argument with Daren Wheeler's mum or something. Pages of it.

He was unanimously voted in.

Porteous? Like it.

I'd say signing for Arsenal dramatically improves his chances of playing for France.

No worries....anyone who mentions that Norwich game is okay with me. Brilliant!

Monkou was very popular anyway.

Read the threads about Jack Cork. Everyone on the forum is fully on board with squad rotation these days, so Morgan being a squad player at Arsenal would be just fine, just like it is with Corky here.

It's ART, nothing makes sense. Who the hell are givemesport anyway?

One of the most popular players of the Strachan era you mean?

Can't believe this has been up all day and I haven't seen it. That's one of my best mates (the comedy father doing the thumbs up bit, not the boy obv). Fact. Strange he hasn't rung me today.... I will deal with this situation on behalf of the forum.

Was also the Anders Svennson window, so not all bad.

Never heard of him.