Hello spanners on the internet.
Listen up. Matthew Le Tissier will be commenting about matters ascertaining to Southampton Football Club for some time yet.
How about at least once a month, every month, for the next thirty years.
Now you strange people can hop from foot to foot getting jolly upset about it, grizzle that your opinion is just as jolly well important, whine about how unqualified he is. You can all do that for the next thirty years. Fill yer boots.
And you can even squinney and shreik that Matt Le Tissier might say something that might upset the faceless bloke in a suit who haopens to run the club at present.
And why not - because thats why we all love football isn't it? To get behind chief executives. We've all got our favourite chief executives, haven't we? They are what make football simply magical. So sure, if Matt puts that at wonderful thing at risk, you people stand up for what you believe in. Grizzle your little hearts out.
The rest of us will be still here. Looking on at you. Pointing, and laughing. Pointing and laughing.