CB Fry

So you reckon it was the acid bath what the McCann done then? Stands to reason, don't it?

Asking Pap to put forward anything resembling an explanation = Bullying. Welcome to Papworld. Where I appear to be 15 years older than I actually am.

What? "Your perception" is people maimed in a bomb attack were actors faking it. I think that's you "screaming blue murder", not me. And calling good people helping a dead man actors paid by the government...there's yer "cheap points". Really doesn't get cheaper. Well done. By the way, I'm not "discussing" these things, as you rightly say, I am too decent. Just reminding you and the casual forum user what your warped little brain thinks. Anyway. What do you think McCann's did? What's "your perception" this time? Just a line or two. Just one coherent thought. If it starts you off, if I was as mental as you I think I'd plump for the old acid bath. Why not, eh? They discover their dead daughter, and within minutes she's quietly and quickly vanishing from sight in a hastily run acid bath. (You know, they're like Doctors and stuff) Back to the restaurant to raise the alarm and start a decade of the highest profile child hunt in human history. Either that or, like, they are all actors paid by the Canary Islands tourist board to stop people going to the Algarve. There you go. A theory or two. What's yours?

I'd say accusing the poor cow who came to the aid of murdered Lee Rigby of being an actor paid by the UK secret service to deceive the nation rather a "hysterical insult", wouldn't you? That view really puts you the "caring bunch" doesn't it? And, I would suggest that there is no one, at all, on this forum who "slavishly supports everything the government has ever done". It's precisely the kind of thing someone who is "literally unable to deal with another's opinion" would say....so, you don't think that Rigby was faked? Then you slavishly support everything the government has ever done. Black, meet White. The Pap masterclass. All in all in you're a fun troll and a fun target. Do that stuff about Verbal (might have been another poster) being a government agent again. That was brilliant.

I put Morgan's mum in touch with Don Howe three days before the boy was conceived. Remember he's an Arsenal player really. They, like, owned him all along and we've only got him on loan and stuff. They still own him now. Fact.

You are an easy target, yes.

Why don't you explain it, a little bit, with no detail. Just the jist of it. Your thoughts. And it all happened over six years ago, so not exactly "at once" is it? Just give us a glimpse into your absolutely-not-insane line of thinking. Otherwise, shut up.

The same BBC that spent £24m in relocation packages for hundreds and hundreds of (southern based) staff to get them to move to Salford? But yeah, it's just like the Rover's Return in the MOTD office....

I think you'll find a manager did that in today's game as well.

Can I just say I think you are like the bestest Saints fan there ever was.

Took me four read throughs to get it but I got it....

I liked his little lecture on nuance.

That lot did something equally mental and blatantly attention seeking a few months back. Can't remember the details but someone here will I'm sure. Clearly a few quid to be made from the Racism Industry.

Would be just pointless to take Shaw. No need for three left backs in a WC squad. I think the Theo-in-Germany theory of "sitting next to Stevie Gerrard on a plane will do wonders for his development" is rather over egged. Pick the blimmin squad for the tournament we're actually in.

No, it just means that our young England players won't develop now because lots of them will have to waste their careers playing in the world's biggest football tournament against the best players in the world on the biggest possible stage. What a disaster for developing an England football team. When will England ever learn?

All this stuff about "England always get hyped up" doesn't actually happen anymore though. Pre-South Africa there was no expectation in the press at all, and even less going into the Euros. Ahead of a specific match there is obvious expression of support but why wouldn't there be. Don't know if you've ever noticed but most of the time on here before a match there is an awful lot of "Saints will win this one" predictions regardless of form or opposition. Before an England match is that exact same sentiment but in all media across the entire country. That aside (do you expect newspapers to splash with "We will lose" on the day of a WC Game?) there will be no expectation that we will win the world cup this time. So don't worry.

You didn't read or hear the quote, then.

Aware of that thanks. But we qualify, definitely, if we win. Winning at OT on Saturday is, by your standards, meaningless as we can still finish top ten/six/four/not be relegated/etc regardless of that result.

100% this. In the OP's scenario, England win. A world cup summer with no England would be horrendous. It's the kind of thing I get excited aboyt even in the January of a tournament year. We have to be there. There are plenty of scenarios where I'd pick club over country but not in this one.

I'm humourless? Funny, I actually find Pompey's travails hilariously funny. You're the one turning it into a po-faced campaign for justice for the nation's children. And everything will better for those children everywhere once they take Fratton Park away, won't it? Of course it won't because you'd still whine that they "got away with it". As I said before. Try enjoying it. It's hilarious.

Parent of two actually. Mawkish grizzling about "think of the children, would someone please think of the children!!" does your argument no favours at all. If all you can worked up about for your kids is your failure to take them to a particular football match, which you then blame Portsmouth for, then I'd say that makes you a fu cking abysmal parent. Grow up. So basically this all makes you look more of a complete plank than usual. Which is a f uck off great plank. Think of the children! Think of the children!

Stop pretending you want "justice" and "punishment". You just want to delight in schadenfreude, and feel compelled to aggrandise it with horsesh it about your daughters not seeing Saints win the cup. (Seriously?) If Fratton was destroyed by an out of control oil tanker overnight you'd accept that as punishment even though it bore no relation to their henious "crimes". I'm enjoying Pompey's struggles as much as the next man: it's funny. Bloody funny. But your constant po-faced whining around how this is some noble quest for justice is excrutiatingly embarrassing and makes us look the like the smallest of small-fry football clubs. Get over it.

At which point all those fans would still say "I wouldn't change a thing". Then what would you demand? A Nuclear strike, or jump straight to concentration camps?

From such a connoisseur of fantasy fiction, this is high praise indeed.

She's made it through to the final audition after a couple successful call-backs from MI5. She's down to the last two to land the plum role of "housewife bystander who tries to help a decapitated policeman" in the security service's next big false flag production. It's going to be on in Manchester city centre this time. Wish her luck, could be a big breakthrough for her.