CB Fry

He comes from Latvia, He **** ing hates Pompey

Yay, we can finish fourth. Take that, police state.

"Stasi", "Thought Police", "brain washed". Jesus, what a load of sh it. Saying "yay, I reckon my team can finish, like, fourth" does not make you Nelson Mandela.

This time last year there was an awful lot of pontificating about how no one should give the league table a second glance until a full ten games have been played. Remarkably little of that nowadays.

I'd like to point out I have no idea what you've said about the Milliband issue on this thread. But yes, people who think the folk that attempted to help Lee Rigby were actors paid by the UK Secret Service should definitely grow up. We're, like, all monkeys in a cage, maaaaaan.

Please, please send them a link.

Please can you tell your friends I called you an autistic mentalist loony-man headcase? And then let me know if they laughed or not.

What, the bars of the cage that only you can see?

I wonder what Pap's mates will make of that abuse? I bet they just love him recounting his forum encounters down at the drive-thru.

If someone started talking to me about what someone said to me on a football web forum, I'd burst out laughing too.

Remarkable passionate defence of the Daily Mail and journalists in general (and arepolitical sketch writers of all things) from Wes Tender on this thread. Which is odd because the rest of the time he's falling over himself to be pious and pompous around his default position that all newspapers make everything up and are lying scumbags all day long. A tremendous volte-face which in no way makes Wes Tender look like a clueless bandwagon jumping hypocritical moron. In no way.

Err...Turkish never said he was a"a great player". And your opinion was that Dyer was better, that is what is being discussed. Nice attempt at a sidestep though.

I'm not bothered.

This is about your fifth identical "this is the same as Maggie" reference in this one thread. Unless you think Ralph Milliband, as the towering political figure of the age, deserved a full ceremonial funeral with full military honours, then it really ain't the same. Ralph Milliband is in the paper because of who his son is now, not actually due to any social change he brought about. Which is zero social change. Because he was a freaking historian and lecturer. Not a three term prime minister. I look forward to you saying "its just like Maggie innit" yet again on this thread in about three hours time.

It's Whelk's little "thing". He's, like, the master of irony on all things Lawro v Saints. He's the puppet master of this whole topic, and a comedy king to boot. Ain't he funny, though?

If we'd have bought Jack Butland for six million quid last year, he'd definitely be worth £25m now. Definitely. What a missed opportunity.

Seriously? This is a westminster/media bubble story if ever there was. Twitter screeching is not the mood of the public. I'm not defending the Mail but it just isn't that big. Forgotten by next week.

Dacre's just signed a new contract. He won't go on this. It's pretty trivial. It's not phone hacking.

Nicola Cortese. Stu Francis. Dame Ellen MacArthur. Roald Dahl. Nigella.

Fastest sellling programmes ever.

I do love the way that, in some people's minds, Ralph Milliband has morphed into a towering political figure of the age, on a par with one of the most successful prime ministers of all time. I am now disgusted that Ralph Milliband - you remember him, that really famous politician - didn't have a ceremonial funeral with full military honours. Cause he was, like, so influential on all our lives.

Four years ago we nearly went out of business forever FFS etc.

Not really. There is a level we can get to in our wildest dreams that the likes of Chelsea can beat easily.

If he continues to develop at the rate he is there is no way he'll be here in five years. Try two, maximum.