CB Fry

I wish we were Leeds.

No doubt he'll be back at the election standing in a significantly safer seat than Uxbridge. The old dears at the Conservative associations of Surrey will be falling over themselves. In the meantime gets to shit stir. Win win.

So, we now know the identity of the winners of the Champions League, Europa League and Europa Conference in five years time.

None of these facile banalities means that Le Tissier is remotely correct about this stuff. He's not, he's just got too much time on his hands.

People call him attention seeking because he is and always was.

Hahahahahahahaha He's a thick cunt youtubing conspiracy horseshit.

St Mary's sized mentality.

West Ham's match only got 17,000 fans last night. Pathetic support. We would have had three times that if that was us, and our fanbase from Devon, Cornwall and Gloucestershire descended on Prague.

Jesus wept.

I remember Denmark wearing this. To be honest it is a more effective red and white kit that our old one which, as much as I like it, is red and pink.

Probably worth not turning into a grand speech about how The Atlantic has gone downhill then.

Not this bullshit again. Reverse engineering what the team in happened to finish 18th got and then saying "all we needed to do was be one goal better than them" is an utterly moronic way of looking at it.

Not that mythical really is it? Team fourth bottom = 36 points. That's a pretty decent target these days, although 38 to 40m should be the aim at the start of any given Prem season.

Exactly - Alcaraz and Sulemana (and Onuachu) signed big contracts with us 5 months ago when we were bottom of the league. It can't be some massive surprise to them or their agents where we are now. We should be in a decent position to either get an inflated fee, or to hold on to them. Keeping Alcaraz and Sulemana would be a good result and right now not that unrealistic. Plenty will be going of course.

The article doesn't mention fire sale or anything remotely like that. Sample quote: Southampton are likely to be one of the highest spenders in the Championship — if not the highest. Not sure what coming onto this forum and just lying is getting you. Remind us about your £400m bullshit again...

I can't see for a second that Tella will line up for us in the Championship. The only "hope" we have is that Kompany sees him as a Billy Sharp figure who won't cut it in the Prem....and decides to look elsewhere. But I doubt that - they will stump up the £18-20m required to get him in permanently.

I'd be fairly non-plussed if he was announced as Saints new manager, I don't really see what he's done that suggests he can get Spurs into the top 4. #delightedtobeprovenwrong #actuallyidon'tcareeitherwayitsTottenham

With Tielemans feeding killer passes into that nipper from Wrexham to bang them in, we'd be nailed on Champions. But unfortunately our club leadership DO NOT HAVE THE VISION to make this a reality.

Literally just won the league with his hometown club so yeah playing away to Preston North End and Bristol City in the English second tier is the obvious next step for him.

I don't think the contract states that your entire family must be living in a Hampshire postcode before you can do a welcome photo / interview on the club website.

Postecoglou looking done deal for Spurs. While I would be OK with him taking over at Saints I wouldn't be dancing in the streets if we got him or blame Spurs fans for thinking he is not good enough for them. Previous Scottish league winners include Gerrard (shite) Strachan (disaster at Boro) Neil Lennon (disaster at Bolton) Ronny Delia (ummm). Its a different world. Maybe he's more like a Martin O'Neil-at-Villa figure but I'm not quite seeing it.

His is indeed a paedo but Bill Wyman left the Stones 30 odd years ago so was absolutely nowhere near the band when they played Glastonbury. So not entirely sure what point you're making? Keep the John Peel stage going because other people are Paedos as well so no point doing anything?

As I say, you haven't got a clue.

He hasn't got a clue himself so I wouldn't worry about it.

Meh. I'm in my mid forties: Hummel mean to me Denmark 86, the best Saints kit there has ever been (1990) and the half and half and other great kits for Spurs/us/Villa/etc. Macron mean to me tinpot toilet Stoke or Middlesbrough.