Killers Knee

Gav is to Goalkeeping as Che is to Striking. They have all the nice-to-have attributes but lack the core skill of scoring/stopping goals. Did we sack all those goalkeeper coaches we were collecting?

I bet Gakpo thanks his lucky stars he listened to advice and dodged a bullet

We only ever turn up when there is an opportunity to play for a lucrative move.

Neil Jones = Mad Nate’s alter-ego

The new manager bounce finally hits. Seeing how the team have bonded with him relieves me of any doubt that he is our man.

It will be Selles as we still need to pay Nathan Jones his salary for the next 3.5years in full (according to The Sun): https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/21399438/nathan-jones-southampton-pay-sacked/

Being an author on world class leadership expertise, and having actual world class leadership expertise are totally different things. I think some had the wool pulled over their eyes in this regard. eg. If I write a book about Pep, it doesn't make me as good as Pep.

Selles has been a constant throughout our shite-fest. Time to get the best of the available. Mega bonus if we avoid relegation, a mere ridiculous bonus to promote us first season.

It’s a shame as we now have enough quality players to make a great escape, but the manager is clueless.

Live cast it to Rumble & Odessy

There is always some splitter twat who says he’s not a fan but a supporter

Ankernden is a self-help guru for wannabe football managers. 7 habits of out of their depth clowns.

Even the lefty Grauniad say Jones is out of his depth: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/feb/06/premier-league-10-talking-points-from-the-weekends-action

Is there a Mad Nate media meltdown Montage we can watch?

Mad Nate is the only delusional Narcissist in the village

The Stoke fans did warn us this would happen. So his moniker of Mad Nate is truly deserved.

Kryptonite, surely?

That loss was 100% Mad Nate not understanding tactics

With the greatest respect, Mad Nate gave them the tie on a plate

and every future owner will beat us with that stick every transfer window into eternity

Why did we go full retard? You never go full retard!

Can Orsic play as a striker?

If we don't get a prolific striker in the next 24hrs, the season is over.

That's the problem, they cannot find anyone cheap enough, with sufficient potential to offer a return in the striker position. Personally, I would go for a hired gun like Cavani (if he could be tempted $$$$).

It's not that we left it too late, we simply cannot afford a striker. The PR dept plants stories as if we might buy someone, but there is never any true intent.