Lazlo78

If you are indeed joking, you need to renew your material. It's just not that funny... sorry! This is a joke: "A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''"

His appeal has been rejected, so he misses out on the WC. Good for Lovren, I'd assume! http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26654952

Being a football chairman is fun - YAY! Money comes falling out of the sky all the time... Oh and just to let it sink in. While we are up against Suarez, Negredo, Hazard etc., they let Jon Parkin score against them. Jon. Effin. Parkin! Just wow...

Yes, very nice compliation there

What's wrong with you people? Do I have to pick up a Tolkien book to find some quality trolls?! You can tell from your posts that your heart isn't in it anymore. So sad to see inventive and enthusiastic trolling being replaced by tedious automatisms and a lack of creativity.

Bizarre game, really. Saints seemed a bit too comfortable when on the ball in our own half - I didn't really notice if their was a main culprit or if they were all sloppy... It was GREAT to see Katharina with Ralph next to her, both chatting and smiling. The camera then panning on to Roy Hodgson just made the picture even more perfect. A lot of good things going on at our 'little' club these days Jay Rod and Ramirez' contribution for the first goal was nothing short of fantastic. It was one of those team moves that tear the opposition apart and Schneiderlin's finish was very cool. The rest of the half didn't really live up to the excellent start - but it was apparent that Norwich offered no threat at all. Second half changed with Lambert's introduction. Simple goal, but we would have been fuming if our defenders had made a similar header and subsequent non-existant tackle to let Lambert through on goal. Cool finish. Shortly after Guly battled his way through to the goal and his shot was blocked. It looped back towards Lambert and..... the stream froze. It was probably no more than 5-6 seconds, but I was looking a a frozen Lambert thinking "Pass it to Jay Rod... pass it to Jay Rod... pass it to Jay Rod"... suddenly Lambert is in motion again, passing it to Jay Rod who slams it home from point blank range. Yeah, I told you so! At 3-0 I summed up proceedings in my head: a bit too comfortable, almost arrogant, but we got away with it because we were better than a very poor Norwich side. And then Fonte decided to make things interesting. Oh well, a clean sheet would have been nice but no problem. Then: problem. And of course it had to be Guly. His role is to come on and offer height and physical presence, and also to add a bit of calmness to our passing when in possession. He usually does this with little fuss - he's no game changer, but he helps us see out difficult games. And then he goes and makes a pass like that adding TNT to the anti-Guly fire... *sigh*... They never looked like equalising though memories of Saints of old kept resurfacing - "we used to **** this up on a regular basis, didn't we?". Then young Sam made the points safe with a nice goal where you could argue they gifted it to us as much as we gifted our goals to them. Slipping up when last man? Ask Vertonghen how that works out... Nice win. I love watching this team, also when they have their little brain fades. Generally, they deliver entertaining football and some good results this season (too!)

Flawless victory

Fleetwood 2:0 Pompey after 26 minutes...

Watching Matty Targett being interviewed, I somehow though of this:

Yes, someone in here certainly looks like a bellend. Not sure it's the guy in the picture, though...

Ha, that new Kurgan fellow will decapitate anyone who mentions the Sunderland game...

Saw the extended highlights on Saints Player - quite a few tussles between Jedinak, Fonte and Boruc for every Palace corner. Fair tactic, or is it against the rules to just lean into the defenders/goalkeeper? It was rather frustrating to watch...

Apologies if this has already been copy/pasted from some random website: Fred was driving home from one of his business trips, in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the Indian got into the car. Resuming the journey, Fred tried - in vain - to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo man. The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Fred. "What in bag?" asked the old man. Fred looked down at the brown bag and said: "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife." The Navajo man was silent for another moment or two. Then, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said: "Good Trade."

Don't worry. With the wonders of modern medicine you can have that part surgically removed before it spreads

Give him the watch.... the watch!

So you claim, but from your body language it is clear that you have given up - you have simply lost interest...

There may be further legal problems ahead as a skate doctor secretly hid a Pompey shirt behind Kanu's left kidney - only to post in on youtube afterwards...

The best Saints team I have seen in my lifetime was the 02/03 team, but only because... I have been dead for 10 years!!!!1111!!!!1!!

And strangely enough no Riquelme either!

The latter solution was the one I was aware of and had given up on beforehand. Your suggestion seems a bit more feasible. As yet, it's not such a pressing matter for me, as all the music I have in Google Music is uploaded from my NAS which the Sonos can already access. Google Music has not yet opened the shop in Denmark, and I only use the service because I originally signed up with a US IP. But when All Access hits Denmark, I can imagine that this Macronos thing will be really useful. A big from me

That looks excellent, thank you. Works fine for you?

I have a Play3 and I think it offers quite good sound! The different products are extremely pricey, but you could argue that you get value for money; you get a link between music from a multitude of sources (online, local network, physical media etc.) and some rather good speakers. A similar home-made setup would end up costing loads anyway. It's easy to set up and use even though the controller app is a bit outdated. Anyone with an ipod, mobile, tablet or pc can access the controller app and the music available. Once you get it set up in zones it really makes sense; the kids can play their own music in their rooms while you listen to something entirely different in the living room - or even have the tv transmitting to the soundbar. @mdearlove: Google Music in Sonos? Pray tell, friend!

Game on, *****es... http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/mar/04/england-football-rivalry-denmark-fifa "The Danes had begun to draw praise from their hosts. "They play a good, hard game with perfect fairness and, in the main, a very sound knowledge of its intricacies," said the Observer. "Their merits are pace, dash and pluck; their faults a tendency to keep the ball too much in the air (the defect of most professional players nowadays), hesitancy near goal or, what is perhaps worse, a fatal habit of kicking wildly at the critical moment."" Judging by the tactics, our coach back then was more widely known as "Rotund Samuel" and ran an academy of "all-encompassing football"...

For anyone with 1½ hour to spare this video gives an excellent insight of the North American Soccer League from the 70's, through the story of the NY Cosmos with Pele, Chinaglia, Beckenbauer, Carlos Alberto etc. Other players are also featured from a league that included Rodney Marsh, Johann Cruyff, Eusebio, Geoff Hurst, Johan Neeskens, Peter Lorimer, Gerd Muller, George Best, Bobby Moore, Gordon Banks etc. before it collapsed in '84... Some really great characters in there, especially the late Giorgio Chinaglia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Soccer_League_(1968%E2%80%931984)

One for #factless perhaps: "#lowlyportsmouth suffers atomic wedgie"...