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Very well spotted: that was a very unfortunate comment

Full circle for Adam: [video=youtube;7tEbyJ8-RPw]

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/25677329: At least it's not the usual "he doesn't speak English at all"...

It's all symbolic and a nice intertextual reference. She will dive into the pool and end up 20.000 leagues below the sea. In Pompey maths that's 4 leagues which is incidentally how many leagues Pompey will be below Saints next season. But will Porky Penny crash into the conference too?

http://rutube.ru/video/3a250651b9e1710f0ad851010322cbe6/

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I'd like to report a forum bug that may need a software upgrade to fix. It primarily happens in the match threads. Usually there are no problems with these threads, but whenever a goal is scored against Saints, most of the posts disappear with the message "This message is hidden because xxx is on your ignore list." I have tried accessing match threads in both Chrome and Firefox, but the problem remains. Why is this happening? And why only when things are going against the Saints? It's quite annoying to see a match thread with 90% of the posts blocked I'm quite confused but I hope a software update can fix the problem... Thanks!

Chiefs vs. Colts was one of the most insane games I have ever seen. Colts down and out but manage to stage an impressive comeback. It all comes down to a final Alex Smith throw to get into field goal distance, and the receiver manages a rather good catch... but he was out of bounds; victory for Colts!

For those outside ITV area, match highlights can be found here: http://rutube.ru/video/3a250651b9e1710f0ad851010322cbe6/

He decided not to out of respect for Dalek and Alpine

Oh dear, we seem to have collapsed entirely... We started out brightly with funny quotes from despondent Clarets fans and lots of banter, but now the infighting has started and the trolls come out to play. We were good for the first 45 minutes but we really lack concentration on here... @ all us ****ing idiots who thought this would be a remotely pleasant match thread...

Go you, indeed!

It seemed appropriate given that today's game is Burnley's cup final!

Noone knows how to react to this. We were so set up for the great crisis and then the team fails us by leading 3-0 after half an hour Wow - Fonte made a Hooiveld, but Gazza didn't make a Gazza!

Nice start! Didn't anyone tell the team that we are doomed?!

Who does he think is the brightest talent in the academy right now?

Maybe he's waiting in the wings?.... Sorry about that... Too much competition for midfield places that are not tailored to traditional wingers like Isgrove, Rowe, Puncheon etc.?

Compared to other youth strikers we've tried over the years he definitely has a physical advantage - I'm expecting good things from this lad...

I am pleasantly surprised that this by far is the prevailing attitude towards the OP and the players in question. This thread could have been a disaster, but reading the responses cheered me up.

Very good to get a goal in a shaky start from both teams! From the stream it looked like Lovren(?) had new instructions for Lallana, Lambert and Jay Rod - did MP talk to him during the celebrations?

Gone to Internacional's rivals Santos for €13M: http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/latinamerica/story/brazil-star-damiao-joins-santos-from-internacional-121713

Get well soon, Nathan. Looked quite painful

I have the same feeling as after the Man City game - lots of key players out so any point would be welcome. We went behind and I lost faith a bit. The players though just kept battling and ground out a very good point. Our fringe players are not at all as bad as I had feared but we still have some issues to work with. Good point, proud of the team!

I thought this was our cup final?!

Champagne Iain: "You can't but that. You cannot buy that" True enough, you can't buy that. We probably could, though...