Patrick Bateman

Really? Christ! I'd be both delighted and amazed if that happened.

I'd go with a Portland Timbers link personally - don't know anything, but just because I prefer them as a team and their green is slightly darker as you say above. Plus their fans actually makes a decent racket and Portland is a brilliant city - one of America's best. So, er, yeah. Get on it Ralph.

Thanks, knew I'd get a well informed answer on this - was just interested. I actually like that away kit, think it looks really good and I like the fact it is different too. Come on you greeeeeens?

You know these templates well, do you think this is genuine?

Oh no way, very sad!! I enjoyed his books; light-hearted and very very engaging.

You are joking? We paid £7m for Jay, who had never played anywhere near the Premier League, let alone scored in it and looked competent in it! We are talking double £m figures for Austin.

No itching if it's done properly!

Tsk, newbie.

I presume you'll not need to sing GYTOFTL then? On a serious note, I honestly don't understand why someone would want to sit/lay/stand naked for so long while people draw them. The drawing part I get, I love drawing and haven't done enough of it for while, but being a model with no clothes on for that length of time? Nah.

I never post on the UI, maybe I should, sounds more entertaining.

What has the UI got to do with posting about top 5s?

What are you top 5 fruits, Louise?

And I met him, circa 1997/8, decent bloke!

Banana Pear Lemon Lime Apple

Rubbish I'd be top half if Toby was playing.

Just suits his posts! haha

Do not, destroy my image of you, ever. The forum will not work for me again. K?

I agree ........

Get cracking

Actually my image of Bearsy is weird. Student, but a gay bear one, like Brian Blessed, only bigger.

Biscuits Sweets Cakes Crisps TV Programmes

Fizzy coke bottles all the way! Extra strong mints Polos Tic tacs Flying saucers

Hadn't thought of it like that ... I was just being a tit, but you've added a new angle ...