Patrick Bateman

No no no. Brush before breakfast, otherwise you'll f**k up your enamel. Nothing to stop you doing a quick mouthwash rinse though. But on the whole, I agree.

I'd never heard of it until I looked at this thread. Looked at the channel, won't bother again. Tripe, regardless of which corner of the political spectrum you are.

That really bugs me. Pre pandemic when offices were a thing, I worked with an absolute stinker. Used to come in, stinking of BO from the start. Selfish smelly prick. My biggest annoyance at the moment is the insistence of the BBC and ITV to use people who can't enunciate properly. It's like these people take pride in trying to be as regional as possible or that fake south London accent. This even extends to Southampton where I've noticed more people trying to force a "Southampton accent" than ever before, mush.

Of course it won't. Some old hippy c*nt walked past my front garden last month and bumped into one of his weird acquaintances (note: I was at the very front of my front garden doing some wedding, mowing and pruning so conversation was easy to hear) and they started talking about the vaccine. First hippy was adamant that the vaccine had "alien DNA" in it, I kid you not. Second hippy was insistent that the vaccine was "spreading this virus". I actually laughed and came in to piss myself laughing whilst telling the wife. What is wrong with these weirdos?

We all know that Britain is the most racist and homophobic country on Earth, so they'll be commonplace in Qatar of course.

Because the general public are wet and insipid. Absolute c*nts should've been booted off at the stop.

The black box weeded out players with bad attitudes apparently. What utter tripe.

He is an abhorrent bellend.

This. Hassenhuttl can do one, along with MOST of the team. 2x 9-0 defeats, worst run in Saints' top flight history, horrible.

"yes bruv, another prem season, I'll maybe get me a second Lamborghini Urus now but in gold." "nah bruv, I'm buying a house in the Turks and Caicos" "Fat bruv" i.e. I don't think they really give a f**k. They can all do one, one by one, following Hassenhuttl. Bye.

Exactly. In previous years I've been shocked at how few points the "UK" has got, but that song was drivel, with no show what-so-ever and he looked like some random pissed bloke from the Standing Order. That paired with how much this country is hated, I'm not surprised it got 0 points.

How the f**k do you say that anyway? Eye-lid?

I've turned the BBC off the last 2 days. Bleating on none stop about THEIR program with Diana, Harry wittering on and on and on. F**king tedious. I would love to challenge the license fee now.

Patrick Bateman (that c*nt / f*cking bore)

It does get an OTT amount of coverage now, mainly on the BBC, but I guess that is making up for the fact that it has been TOTALLY ignored for years. Yes, the level is not as good, but they're mostly (I believe) not paid massive amounts of money to be professional athletes who kick a ball, they just kick a ball. I think it's crap and I choose not to watch it, but then I only watch Saints matches anyway as football has generally become a load of bollocks. I'm waiting for the first woman to appear in a man's team in the top 4 divisions, THEN we'll see proper advancement. I'm being semi serious as it's too easy to have a go at women's football. Don't like, don't watch and don't look at the BBC news pages.

3 years ago, did any of these pr*cks even know what a pronoun was?

He had a couple of decent preseason appearances a few years ago and looked good in a couple of youth matches, then looked decent in a couple of prem matches (i.e. the Old Trafford one), but there is something not right about him. He's not good enough for this league, bye.

Yes, because humans are f**king idiots and don't listen to guidance. How hard is it ffs?

This.

So as I have no answer and looked up the term, my response is "live in the real world" and "no". Cisgender, FFS.

No. Bye.

cisgender??

Been a fantastic player for Saints, that there is no doubt. But after this season Saints should not be breaking out big money - an extra year possibly as back up / cup rotation for whoever they find to come in assuming they do, but even then the Shane Long extension proved to be an expensive waste.

I was thinking that, it's a poor first 11, sad. Saints' recruitment has killed the squad over the past 4 (?) years.

Absolutely agree with this. Like all the lazy arses getting off the Waterloo & City line at Bank tube and standing on the right. Walk up it, it's a decent little work out, lazy gits.