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The fans are acclaimed as the best But no money still to invest Paying tax is a sin And so is a win No way that they'll pass that damn test

I agree!

Paragraphs are a bit long Rallyboy... snig ger

#factlessallen - whose articles consist of paragraphs shorter than a twitter comment..

More like a gift to us nutjobs..

Won 4-2..

I'll have a go at a better one later when I've some time..

Actually, to be generous, in the cold light of morning perhaps I should add "retrospectively". The behaviour of players will change radically if they know they aren't protected by the football creditors rule. In Pompey's case most of them would have been out the door like a shot as soon as their wages weren't paid all those years ago... (I lose track)..

It doesnàt look as if Adam Blackmore has thought through the implications of not paying players what they have contracted to pay.

I was going to save time and give up on the PTS thread, but then it got more entertaining again...

I'm off to see if Firstrow sports have a stream for Hartlepool... if not I'll just have to watch Celtic-Juve, which won't be half as much fun...

Afraid not, it's to the East of Havant and I didn't have a car sticker in the window when I lived there... Not to say there weren't quite a few of us mind...

As one of the ex-professional commentators on my stream commented, in his experience they always speak a lot more than they let on.

Red wine is also good for the system, I understand. :-) How's your health, by the way? Isn't the stress of watching Saints bad for your system. Not today, obviously. :-))

The commentators referred to the Southampton choir during one particular rendition of OWTSGMI, and said it was as good in a big stadium as it had been at The Dell. It came over well on my stream, sounded like the whole ground singing...

I so want to go out and have a few beers but I'm playing away tomorrow an hour and a half's drive away at least and some of us veterans can't hack it any more. But that was superb! Oh sod it, I'll just have the one....

Incidentally Saints are on Sky Calcio 02 tonight. No chance of finding a bar round here mind, as Juventus are playing Fiorentina. B******s

It's called the Potsmouth Dockyard League - or at least it was when a friend of mine played for the office team. Works and pub teams mostly, I think.

No, he comes on here, worse luck.

You need to be female to appreciate longer term or multiple pleasures..:-) Bit like Pompey really, although how much pleasure they've received from their frequent and recurring violent shaftings I've yet to determine. Ther's certainly been no love or tenderness involved, and it appears to be a monetary transaction every time...

Yep, but Coventry's ground is not a slum...

Went to La Thuile today and there was fresh powder on the Italian side, but I kept on going over to La Rosiere in France as I'd had a glance at the webcams last night. WOW! Think a guy on the lift said they'd had metres (plural) but it was superb. Light and so easy to ski off-piste, blue skies, and reasonable avalanche danger too. My smiling muscles were given a big work-out by my massive grin and my legs felt it too as I just didn't stop: nearly caught an edge on the way home due to tiredness and the strangeness of being on piste!

I did a private English lesson today when the said same f word came up following a question from the student. Quick as a flash I showed her this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCJK_yDAeOM My lessons are entertaining and enlightening, but not as much as this *u**ing amazing thread. (I did another lesson later on collocations..).

Not long in from footie training and tonight I decided to dash home and have a bath instead of a shower at the ground. the bath has now cooled down considerably as I've had 3 pages to read all at one sitting. This is superb entertainment!

I've had a good day, skiing with a friend on fresh snow and a good gossip into the bargain, earnt a bit of money this evening doing an evening class, home for a glass of red and some Gorgonzola and to cap it all off just settled down to the thread for some genuine laughs. I'm beginning to understand why my aged mum follows a soap on TV, but the plot and writing is nowhere as good as this one! They'd certainly never get away with it as fiction, besides, how would they classify it? Drama, historical, crime, fantasy or science fiction... or perhaps it's black comedy or, my final choice, a farce.