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D'Urso...

I know it's Saints OS (Twitter feed) but... GOAL! Unbelievable finish from Chamberlain as he dances around a couple of defenders in the box and fires home! 2-1!!!

That's what I thought but didn't want to risk anything by saying so. Next time I'll try to avoid even thinking it!

Sod me, any description, defence taking afternoon nap, midfield admiring the view? Think I'll go back to flute practice. Sod

We're not Portsmouth you know..

Gawd, your not one of them, are you. You know, a Liberal Democrat?

You been taking lessons from alpine?

I was thinking Twyford's are usually good quality, but then actually read the OP. Try a local bun?

Nah, the only people you'd have to worry about are the ones not worth worrying about; usually the less educated, more stupid and generally bigotted about most things. Anyway, don't forget us lesbians who, I have to say, do make up a higher than normal percentage in women's football!;-)

True. Unlike Corp Ho who is so stupid that he (I presume) doesn't realise he shouldn't be PMSL but crapping himself from fear. Nah, to Mack you'd say, "reckon you're wrong mate, fancy another pint?". To Corp; well, I'm too polite to suggest likely comments if you met in person. Feel free to add likely comments.

Plus ability to use a shredder...

Just noticed I missed a radio 4 programme about insolvency practitioners: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00v72js Sound familiar?

Now I have to be polite here as I recently got an infraction for being truthful about a poster here, using terminology I normally never do. But I'd just like to say that you don't seem to be the brightest star in the firmament. As you may be aware (I'm being polite) the clubs who have been penalised points (Luton et al.) have been punished due the action by people associated with them, such as directors. Trying to make a distinction between the club and the people who run it is like a murderer saying "it wasn't me, it was the gun".

..and even then some never achieve it. (No names, no pack drill Baj;-))

Best if any such letters are also copied to all the chairmen of the clubs in the same division..

I thought that the CVA at 20p in the pound was agreed. Isn't the issue the danger of them not meeting the already agreed CVA? What would happen then, or if the next payment was made but the subsequent one wasn't? What further retrospective sanctions would be applied? What makes this all so entertaining is that, unlike in mystery novels, you really can't guess the final outcome.

He's probably thinking, isn't it great to play before large crowds which are higher than most Serie A teams get..

Professor, are you taking the ****? Really? I'm a very supportive person, but when I read the crap you write, compared with what we know about Pulis it's very easy for me to get cynical; more about you than Pulis,.. and that should really worry you!

Don't worry, few of us take Turkish seriously, even if he has his occasional decent point to make. I must admit when I saw the thread title I wouldn't really like to say who immediately came to mind.;-)

Thanks guys for all the reports: they sound promising. So promising, in fact, that I've just been looking at my diary (and my bank balance:-( ) for the beginning of May! Will I have to make it for then, or for a Wembley play-off final??

Cackle...

Nope, it's obviously plucking eyebrows that does it!

Well, akturlly I've been plucking me eyebrows, which will make anyone that know this woman footballer chuckle. But, hey, even I object to looking like Dennis Healey. It's still sod the kitchen though! Mind you, if I thought it would get us a goal I might even...

Stop tempting fate, guys!

BBC gives Saints as 63% possession.