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Fraser's kit appears to have run in the wash

Mane looks like a substitute-type player at the moment. Ah well, creating chances...

Hull have fallen apart

Oh bad LUCK Poch. That should shut their brain dead fans from singing OUR song for a bit, pretending it's theirs

Part one of Defectors Sunday on Sky over. Bad luck Adam, Ricky and LOLvren, good luck Ramirez in stuffing the north London yobbos led by Pitchistinyo. A 4-0 loss would probably mean curtains. Here's hoping

Koeman's would win 2-0. Pochettino would be seen after the game measuring the pitch with one of those wheelie things surveyors use.

I fear that this is a meltdown

I would like to think that had he been a Saints player that as soon as he was released from his term we would have put out a statement saying that on no account would a convicted rapist be playing for a club like us. Will be some interesting chants when we play them, no doubt.

This is Levy's strategy all over: buy, rather than nurture. Which is why he is a twonk

He should ask Lovren what it's like

Spurs pitch clearly very small today...

Has it got free money sewn in the seams? I'd like that

A kit made by a proper manufacturer and available in national stores/online internationally would be good. Growing the family and all that *waves at China*

They are second in the deluded league only to Spurs

Mummy's not too shabby though...

Speaking of defectors, here's Eyal Berkovic's latest experience away from the home of football: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29898203 Wow

Pitchistinyo

it must be something other than his tactical ineptitude, obvs

I hope he gets sacked. Sorry.

Can't get excited about a post knee-op Jay Rod. Sell for highest price.

Pochettino says Spurs' poor form is all down to having a small pitch. Oh.

Someone who doesn't score goals directly

Lovren's head was at the far post

North London yobbos with crummy fans and unoriginal singing. Hope they disappear

Oh bad luck Poch. One win in seven. Hangman's noose approaching...