sotonjoe

First game off due to snow is a cryptic clue.

They only reject you if you're a complete liability so well done on being awful with money.

He isn't a public school toff at all. He's your average working class lad from Portsmouth. I went to college with him actually.

With our potentially perilous financial state it doesn't make sense to sign players this early as it makes our wage bill more of a burden. The transfer window doesn't even shut until the 13th of September FFS!

Don't like the Op of this one, so I'm going to post on the other one instead

Lol at Alpine. Always posting the same thing despite being shown up as wrong repeatedly.

****ing hell. Let's just say that if that lad was doing his exams he'd definitely be entitled to extra time. I had no idea he was that thick. Perhaps he's played so much this season to ensure we meet some sort of equal opps quota?

More blatant racism about foreigners coming over here and taking our jobs blah blah blah edl blah.

Are all members of the armed forces as bigoted as you?

I think I've become brain disabled just by wading my way through this god awful thread.

I would have thought this just needs a senior member of staff to investigate and then common sense will prevail. I wouldn't have bothered throwing your toys out of the pram until you've heard the response. At least give them a chance to sort it out!

paedo!

No, though he is an international playboy.

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/3640896684/c248b05c22942d67c23d20baabfe3828.jpeg Sad day.

My thoughts exactly. We've had to pay for this rubbish. We are an absolute laughing stock for this.

Football needs to drag itself out of the stone age and eradicate this nonsense once and for all. Grown men acting like children is nothing to be impressed by. I wonder why it's only poor people that do it.

Has anyone made a funny gag about Pompey signing them all up yet?

Shut up Jamie.

Booooooo

Had a fanny pie in Derby. Fishy as fook.

Well, if you're not Delldays then I for one am ****ing glad. You obviously wouldn't have met him but the guy (gay?) was a total tool. I would have gladly given him a slap in real life but he was a cowardly sod who wouldn't put his money where his mouth is. You would have found him a right pain in the arse I'm sure Jamie ... I mean Batman.

Selhurst Park is an absolutely awful experience. Disgraceful that it's even allowed in the Premier League.

Megastore staff told me recently it will be Nike and not Adidas. They also claimed that they have had more complaints about the quality of the current strip than any other in recent history.

What a poisonous neanderthal racist you are. I would gladly have you deported and 1000 Muslims allowed to join our community if it meant you would stop spreading your poisonous bile.

I smell bull**** ... Lots of it.