John Boy Saint

Mexican one would also fit the bill nicely too!

Er no thanks the bloke is an obnoxious bell end, add to this a fat lad had to point out what Jonah should be doing with incoming shots during his second season after every striker in the league had sussed out his key weakness!

Screw Morgans feet to the ground, let Koeman sprinkle some of the magic he is reputed to have sprinkled on some of the Feyenoord players and we will be sitting on a Pirlo.

I just thought he looked so smooth in the role he was given and disciplined with it, moving left and right to squeeze the play. Pleased for him

No Domestic ban and his stock will be high as he wont be buggering off on international duty: the perfect international quality player to have on your books.

Is anyone else finding that the Auto Correct on Apple devices is actually becoming a pain in the backside? I will always re-read emails before sending but the odd bizarre one sneaks through to mate you look a right tit! The worst one is this becoming Thus................... How often is thus used in everyday English? The buggers know I am typing about them because it has all very well behaved all through this ............... Hmmmmmmm!

Something missing from the conversation is that until Osvaldo stuck one on Fonte, Rickie was halfway up the M3 to West Ham, quite possibly a move that he didn't really want to make. So I know if I knew that I was already in the surplus to requirements file and an opportunity like that offered to Rickie came up, the decision would not be the hardest to make.

ITV have just posted on the right Smalling next to Jones, covered by Milner and Super Frank.......... Shaw is going to be bored to tears as Costa Rica pile down our right.

Why have the Sun used a picture of a looky likey?

Can't argue with that certainly looks a bit of a handful, I bet Fenerbahce would be reluctant to lose him.

I'm with the Big Yin

I blame Greg Dyke he said we would win nowt before 2022 and the. In the draw running his finger across his throat so that gave the players a lazy easy out.

Wimbledon Starts on Monday so we have a Jock to get excited about and a more realistic chance if getting to the semis!!

They have their feet on the gas

Bloody hoof ball out from the back it's Leyton Orient v Uraguay

............... and make him shift from buttock to buttock whilst he sits typing in uncomfortable embarrassment!

Blimey 600 mile round trip!! That is a ball-ache journey on a weekend when all the numpties are out driving in their own little world, in their wheeled tin boxes.

Ooooh I don't know, the one that sticks in my head was that Jerome(?) goal at Stoke to make it 3-3 as it left his foot a mile out you thought "oh cobblers", when it rocketed into the net I was not alone in the Saints section at finding my hands were spontaneously clapping at such a strike seeing it for what it was. in a similar vein I recall the Steaua game in 2003 at SMS second half they had a sublime sequence of play between each of them and a very large number of Saints fans around SMS broke into spontaneous applause. If you like football there are times when you sometimes can't help but admire something the oppo's do in a game even if it hurts. Back on Topic: I have a mate who supports Manure and on paper boy do they have a soft start, Moyes must be thinking "where was that last year?".

My mate in. Paris is going to phone in a minute with the full list, if anybody has a mate in Moscow they should have the list now!!

I am sure I read something the other day about the Navigator and only living member from the crew of the Enola Gay going to give a talk in a high school, when he was introduced to the class by the tutor as a veteran war hero from World War Eleven he just got up and walked straight out of the school.

Sod it going for a smoke before Gazprom play Samsung.

He has been typing for 17 minutes so it must be good:D

Might take a tad longer with the fans a big lump of 25k folks are going to be less than impressed with his carrying ons this summer, I think if he stays and is still captain that will be a poor message for the rest of the squad too.

Don't leave us hanging!!!!

Nah play Rooney from the start, don't even think of Subbing him til at least 85minutes despite being 3-1 down, get sent home and just maybe the media (Rio aside) will wake up to the fact that Rooneys star quality is dimming........... Which is something most real football fans knew some time ago................. England managers also need to grow a pair and pick who is going to get the job done not 10 players and one stroppy passenger. Otherwise: Just need Costa Rica to spank the Macaronis in the 5pm game to add a bit of Chilli spice to the mix