John Boy Saint

Trick

Botty Cough

Expensive

If you go into the Megastore there is a statement regarding next years home shirt sellotaped to the pillars next to the checkout.

The Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then said to himself, "There's something he's needin" After casting about for a suitable pearl, He was messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs so gorgeously slender, To carry a treasure ever so tender. Two shapely hips to increase his desire, All rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two willing arms, just aching to bless him, Two loving hands, to soothe and caress him. Soft, cascading hair hung over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. Then he added a mouth ....ruined the whole ****ing thing!

Peaks

Congratulations to the Pancake family ................Ooops! scrolled too quick and got my Avatars mixed up............................. Sorry!!

Well all I can say to 19C is enjoy your afternoon at home while I spend mine with over 44000 like minded people, who, if 2003 was to be only slightly replicated, regardless of the score will have a grand day out in the national stadium. You may be a damp squib, but please keep your bucket of water away from my box of fireworks.

I am in 251 and my club Wembley mate who secured them for me said that you can wear what the hell you like............... "If you really want you can wear your Birthday Suit up there!!".

Mack

If the grass need direct sunshine to make it grow you would have thought with the money that was thrown at this project that the bit of the roof that does slide about would have been mirrored on the underside so that it could also be angled to reflect the Sun onto the pitch. It has been no startling revelation that high sided bowl stadiums stop the airflow and sun getting to the pitch. But then the redevelopment of Wembley has been a joke from beginning to end.

Don't be silly Jan thats the JPT script for his first goal and the winner!! (well according to Simon who sits behind me).

Just got the below from my internet providers monthly news letter: Amazing really!

Ache

Another 10 years and he will start to resemble Catweasel

giggles

250 ish, so far on this thread I fear that you will all be watching me tuck into my Sarnies. Wondering who are those 4 in the Red and White shirts sat on their own.

I think you had better put that spade down mate and climb out of the hole you have started digging.

We were just vastly superior which made them look pants.

Having spent the week hard at the coal face I was wondering where Lloyd James was and looking at the OS I came across the naughty boys list, when have we ever had a Goal Keeper on 4 yellow cards?: http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/Suspensions/0,,10280,00.html

Even though from the opposite end I thought the keeper touched I think it made it one of those stupid player and goal keeper when there should have been another defender to allow the goal to stand because the keeper touched it, its one of those inner inner rules in the vague rule called offside. Danny Higginbottom got what looked a perfectly good goal chalked off for it and I believe that was what came up in the post match analysis.

I have always bought one out of habit from when I was a nipper going to games I have quite a collection, which one day will be an old collection full of memories from days gone by both good and bad......................... Might help keep the grey matter going whem I am old and senile :-)

I thought everyone played well this afternoon, like Pardew I found it hard to pick an out and out MOTM but Puncheon shaded it for me. We certainly did not get into top gear today we just played to everyones strengths which in turn made Walsall look very ordinary. I feared when that pillock launched the ball onto the pitch from the Kingsland that the ref was going to disallow our goal as there were 2 balls on the pitch; some people in that stadium really do have sh!t for brains. Just hope Pardews post match coldness was just him trying to keep everyones feet on the ground especially after the massive expectation turning into doom and gloom at Wycombe. At the end of the day it was great to see us win at a canter.

Jeez we have a bunch of jokers on here, nearly everywhere we play it is the oppositions cup final a chance beat a big boy. Some people on here think we are Real Madrid! forget it we are Southampton Football club a FIRST DIVISION side, we are in this league on "merit" not through some corrupt evil doing by the football authorities (we were through the trap door before the -10). What God given right do we have to steamroller every other team in this league, if you look at the league no one in the top 6 has been invincible, if we had not had the -10 then the view might be slightly different. This league is very even unlike the premiership where the top 4 get richer and richer making the remaining 16 teams cannon fodder of differing abilities. "Sack Pardew!!" What does that achieve; bugger all!! just puts us back into the old regime where sacking managers willy nilly achieved diddly squat! QPR, Leicester, fit that list. People need to remember we were heading into the abyss not 12 months ago, having fallen a long way already, We watched no end of crap football: Rome was not built in a day................. Have some faith some of you. On tonight's game Wycombe are becoming a solid team and no longer the mugs they were, plus they are fighting for their lives. Whilst frustrating a draw is better than a loss.

Saint Luco deserves an award for making us all giggle. Travelling from Chatham to Southampton deserves a round of applause in itself. To be prepared to make the trip with the hassle of a wheelchair, despite all the improved access these day, probably incurs.................... deserves a standing ovation.