Doctoroncall

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This is now normal practice to assess fitness at the end of the season so that any concerns (fitness or injury) can be sorted out and the players go away knowing what they can do during the 'holidays' before coming back in for pre-season training. At some clubs they expect players to come in for check ups/monitoring during the holiday period.

humaniod

Leave out: Defenders Jamie Carragher, Matthew Upson, Stephen Warnock Midfielders Michael Carrick, Scott Parker, Shaun Wright-Phillips Forwards Darren Bent

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turkish delight

Harry the story teller: "Thought I might draw your attention to the cheeky chappy Sir 'Arry of Redknappshire. That is, of course, Redknapp, the media darling for his oh so witty anecdotes. Firstly, listen to him regaling a 'hilarious' story about Paolo Di Canio in a West Ham v Bradford match (result 5-4) in front of a group of cackling Sky people. How that West Ham were 4-2 down and, after sulking, Di Canio came back on to set up two cracking goals before literally fighting Frank Lampard for the ball to take the winning penalty which he chipped over a stranded keeper to make him look stupid. 'the best one ever, a true story ... I swear ...'. And then watch the actual match highlights ... He did get the result right" - Kev Stokes (the fiver letters).

1, Colour = Green 2, Saints Player = MLT/AL 3, Beer = Landlord (timmy taylor) 4, Film = Cinema Paradiso 5, Food = Thai 6, Car = Panamera 7, Actor = Antony Hopkins ...

Groundhog day again!

money money money

Although not a bar, Cadbury's Choclate Orange and Creme Eggs do taste great.

Viz

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Hoops

Blair (tony)

bird

I hope so. I expect there will be some dark secrets to come out of the skates financial books that will give the FL due cause to punish the club. It's just nice to know that will be the case now.

knackered

It could, but I've not seen a computerised system deployed in the public arena without issues!

Planes

He can but PCFC cannot.

I was thinking the same, time to do a bit of research.

and the times...Portsmouth able to avert another points penalty The extra claim from Revenue & Customs is a serious matter. Andronikou said: “The HMRC debt went up from £17.5 million to £35 million. They have had a review of possible tax outstanding from player salaries or from image rights and they have made an assessment.” I'll be happy if the HMRC want to impose a fine as well as asking for outstanding tax on top of the initial claim of £17.5m. I'm getting to the impatient stage and want justice served, but what is more frustrating is there is no clear picture in all this: I can potentially see point deductions coming their way akin to Luton's financial mismanagement, but it's no guarantee. Some say liquidation of PCFC will trigger penalties - is that true? If so, why liquidate at all, especially as they will be CVA debt free after 5 years? The CVA still has to be approved but assuming current figures owed are correct and CVA is approved, £55m needs to be paid. What is AA basing the £25m income and is that projected over the term of the CVA or just the first year? If the first two parachute payments are to be used to pay off the football creditors and the player sales to pay off Chainrai - where's the money coming from to run the club?

This must be a John McEnroe moment.

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