Doctoroncall

He's a winger that can play up front.

Generally agree and hope DW can address the team play with AP, although a bit more pace upfront wouldn't go amiss.

A shame it wasn't the first ingredient as you can never underestimate what team spirit can add to the team performance. Onwards and upwards.

I don't think it's the goalscoring forwards we should be worrying about. It's making the gilt-edge chances from a midfield which lacks cohesion to do that or score any goals. Agreed.

At least they try to authenticate the Darwins... http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/

There are not many players in this league that can be really called £1m players, but it's what you are prepared to pay for them. Considering the dysfunctional strike force we had it was a worthy effort to bring last season's league one top scorer into the side. I think it's a bit early to throw in the towel or show your frustration when we haven't seen the full extent of the squad and we've only dropped a point from 20th place (safety) since the start of the season. If after another 8 or 9 games we are struggling for results and/or performance, then I'll start to panic about relegation like you. But at the moment things have improved. Saturday, 12 September 2009 Charlton v Southampton, 15:00 Saturday, 19 September 2009 Southampton v Yeovil, 15:00 Saturday, 26 September 2009 Carlisle v Southampton, 15:00 Tuesday, 29 September 2009 Southampton v Bristol Rovers, 19:45 Saturday, 3 October 2009 Southampton v Gillingham, 15:00 Tuesday, 6 October 2009 Johnstone's Paint Trophy Southampton v Torquay, R2S, 19:45 Friday, 9 October 2009 Southend v Southampton, 19:45 Saturday, 17 October 2009 Oldham v Southampton, 15:00

I have followed Danny's website for a few years as the reports are always well written and with a great sense of humour. I would have posted it earlier but I've been away. http://www.htfc-world.com/ Danny said he'll try to be down for the return fixture at SMS so hopefully the jokes will be on the Huddersfield players in that report.

A bit like thinking what you would do with the lottery winnings being a very long shot, but it's still nice to dream about it.

Possibly, but signing new players doesn't mean an immediate turn around. If things don't improve this month, I'll be worried.

It doesn't look like mind but then writing on someone's back on a Saints shirt compared to a 2 inch plastic pack would look different.

Silly boy, first for doing it and second for putting in the public domain! I wonder how many other players have done this?

It depends on how much of Lambert's team set up he likes. At least we have some inside info against the opposition this time from Hammond, so I'll go for a home win.

A draw, unless Wotton or Lancs play then a loss.

I was only thinking about this this afternoon as to who would be out of contract at the end of the season or heading for the retirement home. It doesn't look good with so many potential changes to the first team squad.

than you think: http://www.videovat.com/videos/18582/football-bell-ringer.aspx

At least you saw it.

Why Roger had to go and win the world champs for the Czechs remains a mystery. Still, well done Roger for pulling it off! I'll get my coat.

Who remembers Jarmila Kratochvílová in the 1980s, there were suspicions about her...

unlike Norwich last season! The fact whether a player is a loan or not shouldn't matter, it's getting the right player in that counts to make the team work well on the pitch.

At least he does have some league experience although limited. An experienced CB is still a must have. Whether someone like that is out there for Saints to buy is looking remote and while JPS has his faults I'd take him above Thomas and Lancashire.

on the 20th... my birthday!

Wotton

They still have to win games though and I'm not convinced that Hart will do that, I can see plenty of draws though.

too late and I've put a curse on these... Fleur de Lion 16.20 Brighton Joss Stick 17.20 Brighton EW Brave Prospector 13.45 York EP 14.15 York Invincible Isle 19.30 Notts EW Insolence 18.30 Notts

unless they are replacements.