Miltonaggro

The son in laws and rest of the Jones 27 only turn up when he scrapes a win to call out the fickle and impatient fanbase!

Is it still half time Nathan?

If you could read the mouth of Jones you deserve a knighthood!

Like somebody’s son playing in a testimonial so far.

You need player cohesion for that to work. We won’t see that whilst Nat is here.

Hope we insisted on a sell on clause!

vertical or horizontal?

Last time we had ‘arry it went tits nord!

Could have been much worse facing the wrath of the Cherries ultras!

Perfick!

Twitterati are clearly going for it this year, some money about. Shame they can't be comedy dildoed by the general public as is tradition.

Wait until he meets NJ and Marty that’ll seal the deal!

I reckon that’s been photoshopped on Ankersen’s sweaty laptop.

That’s a live picture of when his agent informed Dembele of our interest.

More of an open lift shaft.

Ankersen likely banned from accessing Japanese websites, and he has as much football credibility as Les Dennis in Scandinavia.

He’s been waiting for a bespoke update on Google Translate so he can understand Nathan Jones.

If any player of any ability is interested beyond the loot they will probably fail a medical on mental health grounds.

I hope those soppy cunts on Twitter don’t ruin these two advanced transfers as well.

More likely Andre Mariner!

Thelma and Louise…Fred and Rose…

If we get Dembele and Vitinha it's the sock!

I'm going for high noon - 1200 (Everton)

Nepotism, a relation of Semmens Snake!

This is the kind of decisive focussed realism we need in the Boardroom.