Miltonaggro

Good Hughes saving us from relegation and watching team spirit lift Returning to a yellow and blue away kit Watching Alex McCarthy step up and dislodge Forster Bad Having a red sponsor splurge on the yellow away kit The club having a tin ear to fans' concerns Krueger's motivational speeches Lack of communication during the 'bad' times Hastily arranged photo opps with scarf wearing Gaos in hotel rooms Ugly Reed jr as the 'go to agent' for our youngsters Not knowing the owner's plans or intentions for SFC Ross Wilson's sartorial consistency

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That would be a laugh, Leicester as our new northern nemesis.

That would take some doing...

It would be rather good!

Those bins must be absolutely brimming with Nivea gift sets, Real Madrid / Liverpool half and half scarves, and extinguished candles...

Vile. So many easy prompts and gains and this is what they come up with.

A club insider has informed me this morning that this is in fact a covert operation to democratically select the replacement for dear old Lesley Reed. Good work SFC!

Heard a rumour he was spotted wandering the Common mumbling to himself wearing his favourite Liverpool FC pyjamas - social services and Dignitas are aware.

Look, I’m happy to give you an autograph Alan but not in front of the cameras.

Channelling the voice of Steven Gerrard, enough to give anyone a migraine!

Hughes only announced yesterday and I’m enjoying his tenure already

Very pleased with this, and echos of Strachan when he joined us. Hughes has something to prove and I think he’s going to do very well.

If this happens we should ship out Beaker and Bunsen asap and install Nik Nak as Anglo-Italian overlord.

Ralph could fill them with his trademark hot air to power the stadium floodlights with the surplus sold to the national grid to fund Les Reed’s noxious retirement fund.

A perfect opportunity for the Russians to take revenge for Salisbury...

At least this new poll gives us a chance to ‘out’ Leslie’s friends and family posting on the message board. Time for Bunsen to face the finale I’m afraid. Nice villa in Marbella in comfortable retirement - I’m sure he won’t mind some of the more committed fluffers from the SFC fanbase popping in for a glass of Rose if they miss him too much.

What are the color of the boathouse doors in Hereford?...

Good shout, no nonsense and on his day a very good player - started really well at WBA. Would strengthen us for little outlay.

Like a pair of flea ridden baboons!

The Nelly Dene.

Guard of honour before the match, monks' chain at half time, and Les and Ralph bukkake (both teams plus substitutes) in the boardroom with a light buffet before they get on the coach.

I'm no fan of Reed but that does look incredible and would finally give the city the unique wow factor it needs. The thought of Ian Brennan tasked with sculpting a fifty foot Les head is mind-blowing.

Need to get the Man City game out of the way clearly, but straight after Reed and Wilson should both resign. They won't as they are both spineless chancers so Krueger on Gao's authority should sack them. Hughes fully deserves the job full time having turned a group of players devoid of cohesion, passion and ideas into a competitive team that can win again inside of seven Prem matches - we were dead and buried under Pellegrino. For me Hughes being manager at Saints feels right (and I remember a shadow of him playing for us at the Dell), a gut -preservation feeling but his passion is infectious and maybe Benali is right that there is a 'connection.' If the lunatic Reed manages a cockroach like self-preservation escape and then 'does a Nigel Pearson' on Hughes we would fully deserve relegation next season and Leslie sectioning under the Mental Health Act wearing his Napoleon hat!

Very solid keeper and easily our player of the season, should be in the England squad.