Miltonaggro

BT got 23 in 2003, so for Lambo's first season in the Prem - 20...

Tactically inept and the personality of a tennis racket. The arrival of Lee Todd and the sale of Maik Taylor represented some early business, and when Hoddle replaced him it revitalised the club. Fair play to the bloke, but glad he is 300 miles away from SFC...

Good work S-A, an interesting read. We are indeed rabid...

We will resign him for £5 million and Tommy SP Forecast...

Birmingham for me, with Allardyce stretchered off in injury time. WHU will blow it, and are in for a few seasons in the hinterland...

Man of the match. Left it to late in the season to pull that out of the bag!...

Genuinely moved. What a great advert for our club today from top to bottom! F*cking brilliant. Now to get drunk...

The title surrended with a whimper! Gutted...

He should have the decency to clench his fist in his pocket, or simply rattle his loose change. I would up the Barry analogy to Warwick Davis...

Another silver lining...

Just like Hitler in his bunker, the reds are about to consign a paper tiger rival to history. For the next 50 years at least...

Win. They are Reading Town, we are Southampton. Let's give them the utmost respect, then tear them a new one! 3-0 for me...

This gets my vote, it would also act as a motivational aid...

All joking aside they are a really lovely club, with lovely team spirit and the ability to hit form over the next week. In the event that Sir Harry is passed by England their lovely manager Gus 'Fairplay' Poyet, ex Chelsea legend would seem the natural choice to lead his adopted country, a country that loves and respects him. His teams can play exciting attacking football both within and a few miles outside the M25. With the demise of the skates and the failure of Bournemouth to become the new Spartak Moscow, the seagulls are our natural rivals, and our new best friends! Don't get me started on the padded seats...

Barnsley not even appealing decisions, not the least bit interested in competing...

He's not as strong as he looks...

To be fair to the bloke he epitomises everything that is good about their fan base*. He is an oasis of reason in a sea of human detritus. * f*ck all...

If last time was a dress rehearsal, expect to see the skate hardcore speed walking up Brittania road in a exit tribute to Benny Hill. Their hooligan element is an urban myth, and they are as threatening as John Barrowman...

A fitting tribute, good call...

Bovril...

Sturrock and Hoddle dream team at the helm. It would be like On the Buses...

The parallel with MLT was good. Different players, but both very worthy of their status with the fans. As for next season, Rickie Lambert the rich man's Andy Carroll :-)

About time we were featured...

How about resurrecting "ere we go, ere we go, ere we go..."

Taxman, the Beatles...