Miltonaggro

A right unit and a very good player, some big sides were sniffing around him a couple of years ago including Arsenal, Inter, and would you believe it, Liverpool! If big Vic is also up for it the scousers had better put St Johns Ambulance on overtime...

A very happy birthday to the Teflon Don - he would love that cake!...

Some good posts on this thread. Trust has got to be earned via honesty even if it is painful to hear, and given Krueger's last round of interviews it looks like this is the direction they are being forced to take - SFC fans can take it Ralph. Results are clearly key, but there has to be significant squad investment, not just to appease the fans but also to send a message to the media and wider football public. In sum, after a summer of nasty surprises, the Board should now be looking to deliver (and take credit) for a few nice ones!...

Ouch! The self pity in Self Pity City knows no bounds - 'put a pony-tail on Lambert and it would feel like we had Carroll back'. Something tells me our departed 'stars' won't be given very much time to find their feet. http://hereisthecity.com/en-gb/2014/08/03/lambert-twitter-reaction/

At last a credible director who can deliver the fabled Monkey Petting Zoo...

Ralph Malph out, David Pleat in! This appointment would put Southampton on the map, particularly Derby Road...

Pleat calls it in a sentence...

Can't listen to Ralph, always puts me in mind of Emo Phillips. Wish we had John Williams or Christian Purslow, or Russ Abbot for that matter...

You might be on to something, I'm sure he was a member of The Drifters in the 80s...

Oh dear. What a pity. Never mind...

Na, na na na na, na na na na Na na na, na na na, na na na na Here comes the Hofstetter, murderer Ralph’s a lyrical gangster, murderer Poch still lives in-a de area, murderer Les a Cock-a-nee chancer, murderer No no Saints don't die, yes we mul-ti-ply Anyone test will hear the fat lady sing Act like you in da know, I know what Bo don't know Touch them up and go, uh-oh! Ch-ch-Chang Chang Here comes the Hofstetter, murderer Ralph’s a lyrical gangster, murderer Poch still lives in-a de area, murderer Les a Cock-a-nee chancer, murderer Extraordinary, a team of eleven loanees in a kit that’s pony Kat’s got money to burn baby, all of the time Cut to fade is me, fade to cut is she Come juggle with me, join the struggle with me - we hate Pompey, we hate Pompey, we hate Pompey...

We will follow Ralph Krueger, Over land and sea (and water), We will follow Ralph Krueger, Til we're playing Pompey...

Les Reed, Pure greed, It's greedy Leslie Reed, When he gets some power, expect sh*t shower, Relegation guaranteed. Sorry if this is a tad pessimistic...

Oops. Bertrand - Bernard, surely lightening couldn't strike twice...

This. With bells on...

This. And hopefully they will both apologise...

It's being disembowelled!...

Truly frightening...

My goodness, that could have been written about Cortese! You know your onions Turkish...

It's incredible to think that at the end of last season fans were discussing the need to add between three and five players to the squad to consolidate and be able to push on. With the sales of first team so far this figure is approaching ten, so virtually a new side now required. The biggest mistake that Lowe made was to think that all football fans were gullible idiots, it seems that Krueger and Reed are cut from the same cloth...

Looking good at the moment...

Tell you what, if we sign De Vrij, Clasie, and Fer, I'll risk the clique! I'll even let Jos join it...

Case of waiting and seeing who Koeman goes for Duncan, but at the moment we haven't signed any Dutch players...

If you want an insight of how this will end with Les at the helm, watch the video of Ceausescu on the balcony...

He's going to be the scouse David Hirst...