Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Weren't we linked with Michael McGovern, the Northern Irish keeper, during the Euros? That's gone a bit quiet, or has he signed up somewhere?

I think I'm due 100 IKT credits.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36786241 Barcelona sign Lucas Digne, so I assume this ends any supposed interest in Cedric?

And Long, too.

Pied then at a guess.

Need to add in new signing Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg to the list.

Clearly, with Koeman sodding off to Everton, we had a vacancy for our European Championship winning centre back role, which Jose has now filled nicely.

The inclusion of Fonte and Cedric into a Portuguese defence gave it real stability at a time when they were shaky enough to concede 3 vs Hungary. Brilliant stuff to see them play so well in a win in the Final and massively well deserved. Jose for the banner, absolutely.

All f4rt and no sh1t at the moment on the incomings front, as far as I'm aware.

Sounds like Djibril Sidibe is off to Monaco.

Darren Lewis of the Mirror saying £13m for Pellè.

This. Absolutely.

Surprised he's back in town already. Would've expected him to be away for a couple of weeks now. Simply here to meet the new boss, sign a new contract or pick up his things?

I reckon it would be 50/50 as to whether he'd make us better.

Clearly, this means we're about to sign someone called Frankie, we should be relaxed about it happening and this is his missus.

Where've Palace got all their money from?

United haven't confirmed this yet. Maybe they don't know? They won't sign Zlatan, Zlatan is signing them.

Fell out with Pardew over only being selected as a sub for the Cup Final...

Brilliant stuff. Really happy for them, Jose especially.

I quite like the sound of Claude Puel being our new manager. What can I moan about?

Will your new found ITK status start and end with the appointment of Claude Puel or will you now be a regular source of ITK-ness?

For most clubs, a one year extension for Italy's no 9 would be a no brainer whether he's 30 odd or not. Look at Man U, they're signing a 34 year old has-been from Sweden...

Klopp's been fired. We've already sold him on to Liverpuel.

Maybe FDB is coming in as assistant to Puel as part of a managerial super dream team?

Hmmm. Sadio out, Saido in then?