Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Sounds like Djibril Sidibe is off to Monaco.

Darren Lewis of the Mirror saying £13m for Pellè.

This. Absolutely.

Surprised he's back in town already. Would've expected him to be away for a couple of weeks now. Simply here to meet the new boss, sign a new contract or pick up his things?

I reckon it would be 50/50 as to whether he'd make us better.

Clearly, this means we're about to sign someone called Frankie, we should be relaxed about it happening and this is his missus.

Where've Palace got all their money from?

United haven't confirmed this yet. Maybe they don't know? They won't sign Zlatan, Zlatan is signing them.

Fell out with Pardew over only being selected as a sub for the Cup Final...

Brilliant stuff. Really happy for them, Jose especially.

I quite like the sound of Claude Puel being our new manager. What can I moan about?

Will your new found ITK status start and end with the appointment of Claude Puel or will you now be a regular source of ITK-ness?

For most clubs, a one year extension for Italy's no 9 would be a no brainer whether he's 30 odd or not. Look at Man U, they're signing a 34 year old has-been from Sweden...

Klopp's been fired. We've already sold him on to Liverpuel.

Maybe FDB is coming in as assistant to Puel as part of a managerial super dream team?

Hmmm. Sadio out, Saido in then?

Looking back, he called the Austin transfer on 14th Dec 2015... I am now officially hopeful (after a brief period of England-related misery)

Fee £34m rising to £36m according to BBC Solent. Title update please!

I would assume that to be an unofficial agreement of a deal because, if we've not agreed a fee, presumably he shouldn't have spoken to them yet?

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And they say us men can't multi task.

Which I suspect coincided with his fall out with Ronald (if true)...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36622030 The Beeb saying £30m but we want £40m. Hope we stick to that.

Whether we ultimately sell Mane or not this summer, I'd like to see Saints come out and say no more sales unless sanctioned by the new boss, after he starts. Or, better, no more sales this summer. Having said that, with Les' track record on announcements, maybe that's unwise...

Much respect for his message and he will be missed. Shame about last year's tantrum but hopefully this will mean he leaves positively and gets a good reception when he comes back with Spurs.