Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Unless the Wickham stories were neatly released to warn Feyenoord we were thinking about other targets...

Hello Mr Guan Sir, any imminent smilies, may I ask...?

Nice. Just like the home shirt. Better then the shi tty template shirts knocked out by Nike & Adidas.

So the six enquiries, is that Pelle, Ings, Forster, Van Dijk, Redmond & 1 other based on the rumours which have been bandied around over the past few days?

Calling K,Billy, calling K,Billy...

:smug: :smug:

If I may be so bold... do you have form for smileys???

Can't quite work out what's happening with this one. The media seem convinced we are going to sign him but he still seems to be involved at Feyenoord. I wonder whether our interest is a bit of a red herring and we are actually after someone else?

Good point! Are you still expecting it to all go through today/soon?

I'm going to believe him as he has the same surname as our former chairman Alan.

We get to talk about his new found commitment to our cause and how he will definitely become a legend because he's so talented.

No, it's ok, he's signing for us.

S'ok. I have broad shoulders. The reason I asked was because often the good news filters through on here before it's officially confirmed (a Guan smiley for instance) and I was just asking my Saints brethren to save myself the necessity of working my through the posts.

Apparently Dejan overheard Les Reed saying we need a new striker but misunderstood what he meant...

So, is it in the balance, has he gone elsewhere or is he signing for us today?

Cool. Hope your source is right. Any news on Pelle too?

Ok, ta. Foster would be a great signing and there would be a battle royal with Boruc for the no 1 spot.

Wasn't Marshall at Norwich for a while? Did that coincide with Watson's time there?

Ruddy hell? Thanks fir the update. Any news on Tadic and Pelle? Likely to to sign this week or Everton now in pole for Tadic?

http://www.nsno.co.uk/everton-news/2014/07/blues-in-pole-position-for-serb-forward/ Everton view on Tadic. Seem fairly confident! Didn't someone say they'd spotted him out in Southampton last night though? Hopefully we've got him holed up somewhere ready to sign soon...

Not impressed. I can understand his stand point but mouthing off in public is disgraceful and symptomatic of a toddler throwing his toys out of the pram when he can't immediately get his way. The way Liverpool have played this has been designed to unsettle our players and I'm glad that the Suarez situation is giving them a taste of their own medicine. To return to Lovren, I do wonder how good he actually is. Don't get me wrong, he had some decent performances in a Saints shirt but Luke Shaw is a fabulous talent and I wonder if having him outside Dejan allowed him to stay central and offer less cover than if Fox, say, had been there. He's also prone to diving in, in the box, and can be a penalty waiting to happen. It would be great to keep him but I think that point has passed and £20 million is more than enough IMO.

Gone a bit quiet this one? A good sign?

Guess or knowledge?

Are Bears allowed more than one wife?

If that's true, Adam Lallana is a: Charlie Oscar Charlie Kilo.