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Soon find out. QPR have their final pre-season friendly away at Luton tonight. If he's in their squad - I guess a deal is some way off yet.

Nah. He's a replacement for Oxo.

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/javaImages/1f/67/0,,10280~9791263,00.jpg "Carry on without me lads for 5 minutes. I'm just taking a dump." . . .

Sssh. Yes. Yes I am.

Pah, who needs Makail-Smith when we've got Lukas Jutkiewicz signing tomorrow. Should be fun getting a song going with his name in it! Oh, and thanks to Dan Seabourne for his services - and good luck to him at Coventry as part of the Jutkiewicz deal.

£10m up front from a wealthy Arsenal (so that we can make quality additions for the season ahead) - plus a healthy sell-on clause. Either way - he's off. I will happily eat my own poo if he's still here on the opening day of the season!

Saints will find out their 2011/2012 fixtures on friday, June 17th. Not sure exactly what time - but they're usually released between 9am and 10am. The new season will begin on saturday August 6th. There will be an April finish to the season due to the Euro 2012 tournament in Poland/Ukraine. Final league season games will be played on April 28th/29th, with the npower Championship play-off final at Wembley on saturday, May 19th 2012.

Nothing to do with race tbh Viking. It's all to do with an evil, murdering bastid.

lol @ Atticus Finch of Maycomb. Today is a joyous day for all of us who wanted to see that bastid dead. We have got our wish. A great day indeed - and well done to the Yanks. If he had a grave instead of being tossed into the sea - I would have danced & pizzed on it. None of us expect anything other than increased attacks in the wake of today. So be it. But at least we have removed the head of the slimy, slithering snake that is Al Queda. Without Bin Laden - the world is a better place - and many, many people across the globe will be very happy tonight - me included.

lolol. Gotta love the tree-hugging, Ban The Bomb, sandal-wearing, anti-war brigade! Bless.

Breaking news: Us terror alert level raised to "confetti"

Fabulous news. Good riddance to the dirty filthy scumbag. I hope he died in agony nice and slowly but I doubt it. I would imagine George Galloway will be gutted today.

Plymouth will be a tough game. They always make a game of it against us - and the fact that they HAVE to win to stand any chance of staying up will simply add to the occassion. Same goes for Walsall. Neither game is a "gimme". I'm hoping that we show the class & determination needed in order to do the job we began way back in August - the job of finally getting out of this bloody league & up into the Championship!

lol. "Can you keep Up" ??? Indeed we can Mr Poyet. You arse.

Updated following the Brighton game - and looking very good!

Orient score in injury time. Is there a God???

And Huddersfield still have to play Brighton away yet too.

Can't see why we're not capable of winning at Brighton tomorrow - depending which Saints turn up of course. If we do - it's back up to 2nd - no matter what these northern monkey's do today.

- - Team - - - - - - Plyd - - - GD - - PTS 1. Brighton - - - - - 44 - - - - 46 - - - 94 2. SAINTS - - - - - 43 - - - - 41 - - - 83 3. Huddersfield - - - 44 - - - - 28 - - -83 4. Peterborough - - 44 - - - -26 - - - 75 5. MK Dons - - - - - 44 - - - - 5 - - - 71 6. Bournemouth - - 44 - - - - 22 -- - 70 7. Leyton Orient - -44 - - - - -9- - - 67 Remaining games (updated as & when fixtures are played): BRIGHTON : Huddersfield (H); Notts County (A) SOUTHAMPTON : Brentford (A); Plymouth (A); Walsall (H) HUDDERSFIELD : Brighton (A); Brentford (H) PETERBOROUGH : Rochdale (A); Dag & Red (H) MK DONS : Notts County (H); Oldham (A) BOURNEMOUTH : Hartlepool (A); Rochdale (H) LEYTON ORIENT : Tranmere (H); Plymouth (A) * Correct as of Mon April 25

Two nil - and you fooked it up! Get in! Onwards & upwards.

We're just along the South coast of course. Brighton, Pompey, Saints, Bournemouth. If you can't see any connection between that lot - there's no hope!

Play-offs for us - a dead cert if you ask me. Since our stunning 6-0 away thumping of Oldham - we have stuttered, coughed & spluttered far too much - whilst Bournemouth & Brighton have marched on. So, play-offs it is.

4 of their next 5 league games are away: Notts County (A); Carlisle (H); Sheff Wed (A); MK Dons (A); Bristol Rovers (A). Then they are at home to Bournemouth. I need to get out more . . .

When I can be arsed - I'll do the complete run-in fixtures for all the teams chasing promotion - like I do every season.

We struggled to get going today and were under a lot of early pressure. Just as I was starting to think this was going to be another no-show from the Saints - they had a sending-off and we go 1-0 up almost straight away! Adkins sent them out for the 2nd half fired-up and on 50mins, my sphincter-twitching eased with that second goal. Listening to the game - it sounded like we might score a third the way we were playing. In the end though, a 2-0 win away at a tough place like Colchester was just what the doctor ordered. Everyone at the top won (bar Huddersfield), so it was vital that we stayed in touch with the rest of the chasing pack. There is no stopping Brighton. They have this division sewn-up this season and good luck to them (*spit). 2nd spot is our prime aim of course - so if we can beat Yeovil at home on tuesday night & hope that Exeter can do us some kind of favour at home to the Cherries the same night - next saturday will be electric along the coast in our game at Bournemouth! As always with Saints though; it depends on which team will turn up on the day! Well done today though lads. can't ask for more than 3 points at a place like Colchester. Makes the weekend sweet!