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Too late for April Fools I'm afraid.

Finished 0-0. Seems like the club rot is reaching the women's team too.

Playing Pompey tonight at St Mary's. Anyone know if there is a stream available?

Do we have free tampons in the men's toilets yet?

Was a cheeky insurance post. If they're shit (which they have proved to be), then fantastic. If they fluked a run (which they now clearly won't), then I'd have looked like an absolute football genius.

Brilliant to go in to international week on a high after only losing by one goal. Hopefully the lads take a well earned break and come back feeling refreshed and ready to take on the final few games of the season with a positive mindset.

Feels like more. No doubt it will be more soon.

Fantastic. We will go on to lose the game 4-1 rather than 4-0. Progress.

Always pick your most competent player to take penalties. Ramsdale then.

To think, there's weird posters on the Pompey Takeover thread in the Lounge that are concerned Pompey will sneak into the play-offs. 😂

Thanks for putting my mind at ease chaps.

Winning v Leeds (on ITV for anyone who cares). Calling it now, I think Pompey will make a late charge for the play offs. Jammy gits.

Checked the score at half time and saw we were winning. In any previous season in this scenario I would have been listening/watching/regularly checking the score to see if we could snatch a rare win at Anfield. Today I just wasn't fussed. Have just checked the score a couple of minutes ago and think it's the least surprised I've ever been by a team coming from behind to win. Sigh ...

Assume MP stands for mega-prick in this context?

Burnley (too classy for Saints in the previous round) thrashed in the cup by Preston.

Is it too late to tempt David Moyes or Graham Potter?

As an aside, TNT are referring to Brighton v Bournemouth as a derby. Brighton is closer to Luton than it is to Bournemouth... Anyone else got any ideas of things to Google to avoid me watching this shit? 3-0. So glad this game was moved from Wednesday to today. I might have actually gone otherwise.

How has Neto recovered so quickly from that career-ending injury 5 minutes ago?

Not a typo in sight. I'm impressed.

Can't get 4G/5G or wi-fi in the work toilets. Had to take a shit at my desk to post this.

Because the thread would be pointless then, wouldn't it? Obviously.

This is clearly where the club are going wrong. We do have 'We march on', but I'm not sure that is really utilised in the way other clubs have. For example: Liverpool have 'You'll Never Walk Alone' Everton have 'Nil Satis, Nisi Optimum' Spurs have 'To dare is to do'. What should Saints have? We need something distinctive that will enhance our global brand across the world.

Maybe they're just speaking quickly?

Crikey, if this is what the forums like with just a 2% chance of annihilation, I dread to think what it'll be like if the odds shorten.

Move over David Norris, there's a new meaningless equaliser that's been scored.