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Footballers who cover their mouths when talking to each other at full time. As if anyone's going to care what Cam Archer is saying to the Norwich reserve keeper....

Last time (I think) we beat Norwich in a cup game on a Tuesday night we went went on to win the whole bloody thing. I believe!

Downs to BBD. Almost the icing on the most unlikely of cakes.

We could even start thinking of selling a few others ...

School boy stuff all round so far.

No less so than the entirety of last season...

Meh, not overly fussed. Relatively sure he'll struggle there. Haven't particularly missed him so far this season.

Women's card that have bumper stickers on that say 'Powered by fairy dist' or similar. They're almost always actually petrol.

Over the past decade or so, we've got to be up there, surely?

That's what I said.

No she didn't 😢

I doubt we'll ever have a player as sexy Pellet again. The wife is devastated.

If true, I assume it's something lost in translation. Presumably they just think a "bigger" club will come in with a higher offer.

Man City rejects are ALWAYS good!

Absolutely. It's marginally better than when the Hundred first started a year or two ago but it's still horrific and the main reason I can't be arsed with it.

Am I supposed to read that in a strong Scottish accent?

Ally McCoist now saying Rangers need to be brave.

Do Pompey fans all still have Rangers as their second club?

I can't remember where it was, but I was sat in seat B008 once. Was a good day.

Even by Scouse standards, you're extremely weird.

It was a genuine question. I've watched/enjoyed football my entire life, but never really sat and considered things such as the difference between a single pivot and a double pivot in a 433 and 4231 formation. To best honest, I don't really know what it means, and I'm not really that interested in finding out. Then again, I've never really be "involved" with football since playing at about u13 level.

Do people who analyse football like this get any enjoyment from it. I just like it when they score good goals and stuff. Sometimes enjoy a crunching tackle too.

Yeah. He's great.

Excellent slide rule pass to the Ipswich manager there.

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