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Leonardo da Vinci. What a twat and the Mona Lisa is butt ugly.

Roots going to finish on <100 not out isn't he 😭

Nah, they need to make it more like the Hundred. Appeal to the kiddy-winks who want to watch before school.

Bloody hell Brook 🫣

Just switched on as Crawley got out. Looks like we're in a positive position to reach 170, possibly even 180 before being all out.

Are all Australians this weird? Even British journalists would be a bit embarrassed by the line of questioning.

Massive inflatable Christmas decorations in people's gardens.

Me either

Dexter Blackstock?

Ramsdale? Caballero? Steklenberg? Gazza?

And a blessed TNT sports new year to you.

Nailed it.

Got a feeling we're going to either win or lose this comfortably today. Could potentially even be a draw.

Liverpool's downfall is rather amusing. Massive shame that we played them when we did. If we played them again next week, I would fancy our chances of getting a result.

Not a good look for DD, but equally not really sure what this woman is expecting. The insurance company has paid out. Why does she seem to think the club owe her an apology or some kind of action. If it was any "normal" person, I doubt she'd go demanding an apology from their employer or asking them to report to the police...

Need to take emotions out of it Americans get it.

Does he have a mask on? A bit like at the end of Scooby Doo.

This. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c30jp9q4jp6o

He's talking about the Premier League last season I think. Seems unlikely we'd have won it, but you never know.

Man Utd deploying very 'Saints against 10 men-esque' tactics.

For some reason, every now and again, I think of this tweet and remember what trailblazers we used to be.

Time to avenge the 9-0 properly. 10-0. Nothing less.

The Ashes

Yep. I'd volunteered to my wife to do the baby early morning feeds for the next few days whilst she has a lie in, on the expectation that I'd have some cricket to watch. Now what's the point? I've come across as a semi-decent husband and father for absolutely sodding reason.