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How has Neto recovered so quickly from that career-ending injury 5 minutes ago?

Not a typo in sight. I'm impressed.

Can't get 4G/5G or wi-fi in the work toilets. Had to take a shit at my desk to post this.

Because the thread would be pointless then, wouldn't it? Obviously.

This is clearly where the club are going wrong. We do have 'We march on', but I'm not sure that is really utilised in the way other clubs have. For example: Liverpool have 'You'll Never Walk Alone' Everton have 'Nil Satis, Nisi Optimum' Spurs have 'To dare is to do'. What should Saints have? We need something distinctive that will enhance our global brand across the world.

Maybe they're just speaking quickly?

Crikey, if this is what the forums like with just a 2% chance of annihilation, I dread to think what it'll be like if the odds shorten.

Move over David Norris, there's a new meaningless equaliser that's been scored.

I'm very sorry. Wasn't intending it to sound like a threat. Was just supposed to be your run of the mill witty retort about an asteroid ploughing into Earth.

Or an asteroid to the face.

Odds of it hitting Earth have just doubled to nearly 2.5% according to NASA. Doomed I tell you, doomed!

Option 4. He's a bell end.

Causing billions of pounds of improvements? LOL!

We're potentially all buggered. What's everyone's plans before we all get annihilated? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx9dgpx98go

We've won TWICE AS MANY GAMES as Derby did in their record season. 😇

Erm.... anyone going to tell him...?

Anyone else since found out they're in London or other marathon. If so, how's the training going? It's dawned on me that according to my plan I'm needing to run (at least) a half marathon at least once a week for the next 3 months, plus about 3-4 other runs/gym sessions per week. It's actually flipping exhausting. New found appreciation for people who do marathons, or similar/longer, endurance events regularly. Not sure where you're supposed to find the time either.

Jamie Vardy scoring in the 94th minute to make it 9-0. Really killed off any hopes of pulling off a remarkable comeback.

To be really honest they could probably arrive 20 minutes AFTER kick off and still win.

Worked fantastically on the first day of the season.

The new White House Press Secretary will be a fantastic addition to the new administration over there. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Press_Secretary

More frightening than bizarre given this is Day 1...

If records aren't broken... consider breaking them. UTS!

In somewhat good news, our xG (a whopping 0.23) is only 0.05 behind Forest and we are dominating the possession stats despite the 3 goal deficit. Coyr.

Woke up this morning feeling genuinely positive that we would only lose by 2 or 3 goals. Dreams shattered.