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Is everything passing peacefully at the stadium?

Truly, truly amazing!!!

Then this season Red Bull would have sandbagged in qualifying a little (start 5th, 6th) and just blitzed everyone further. Just keep it simple!

Idiots trying to have a scrap. Just helps emphasise how small time they are, having idiots trying to start a riot at a youth game.

The best part of 2,500..... Poor lamb.

And in the least surprising move. The Skates are fighting among themselves.

5-0. Oh, this is glorious.

As a random WTF, there's snow in Turkey tonight, Galatasaray v Juventus. Good work Hesketh, it's almost too easy.

Best just to pat them on the head while muttering 'There there.... of course....' It's great how quiet they are, all that build up on their forum and just four posts since the game began.

Outstanding. At all levels the south coast is ours!

Was this the urinating on his own seat incident?

Wow. What an honour that they saved their biggest away attendance of the season for us.

Superb! Well in Mason

Apparently yes. TCWTB had the leave the B at home though. TC is somehow more fitting.

1-0! Hesketh!

A 'couple of thousand' has been mentioned by the commentator.

Two early chances missed, a Gallagher header and Hesketh dragged one wide from 4 yards out.

The commentary is now live: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmIma2uQv8Q

Teams: Saints: Harry Isted, Tom Leggett ©, Kyle Clinton, Josh Debayo, Matt Targett, Niall Mason, Jake Flannigan, Marcus Barnes, Jake Hesketh, Josh Sims, Sam Gallagher. Substitutes: James White (GK), Charlie Higgins, Mark Irvine, Armani Little, Isaac Nehemie. Portsmouth: Alex Bass, Brandon Haunstrup, Chad Field, Jack Whatmough ( c), Harry Medway, Connor Chaplin, Ben Close, James Granger, Jae Heon Kim, Lewis Horsburgh, Bradley Tarbuck. Substitutes: Alfie Raine (GK), Ryan Smart, Fahad Rwakarambwe, Lewis Gill, Snorre Nilsen.

Already linked above, live commentary.

This is the big one for me. After Dad and I quite vocally criticised those who did make an early dash for it (85 minutes, really!? These tickets cost you 40 pounds up and you miss as much as 10% of the game!?) the bloke next to Dad made just the same departure while avoiding any kind of eye contact.

COYK!!!!

Stupid, pathetic and ridiculous gimmicks that put the nails into the coffin of a once noble and dignified spectacle. Tabloid rules for an ignorant audience.

Village Fete pie stall stock shortage a mystery.

Also If they are counting Reed then surely they must also take into account 31 year old Rickie Lambert.