Willo of Whiteley

How Saints admin didn’t hand one of them a pair of binoculars in that video is a big disappointment

Ah, this is looking funnier by the day now 🤣 Tomorrow it’ll be “a 92 year old Saints fan who lives in the north-east was spotted walking through his local high street” 🤣😂

I know we all want Saints to go up, but I am desperate for the below reasons for not to happen more now. - Tonda revelation - Clear positive player/coach dynamics - Squad/player retention - Boro’s pathetic spy jibe with zero evidence to try and rouse their own fans - Trip to Wembley again - Sticks it to the EFL who nonainated no one Saints related for end of season awards/or team. - Spors credit - Peretz and Larin signing

Tonda not in the nominations for manager of the season gets funnier by the day. No players nominated by EFL for team of the year either. Can you imagine how tinpot the EFL will look if Saints get promoted?

Plot twist - it was actually a Boro official dressed in Southampton tracksuit. I bet if enough people start tweeting this it’ll be on Sky Sports News within the hour 🤣

Took them long enough 🤣

You’re literally licking your lips at the prospect of us being knocked out purely so you can have a little scream. 🤣 We’ll be absolutely fine. Score for our first set piece then the Boro fans will be outraged and rattled. It’ll be hilarious. Be confident laddy!

Americans - not all - but having been around them over the last week, there are some absolute specimens out there

Watching someone run for a train or bus…. and miss it When you’re on a plane and you hear “cabin crew that’s boarding complete” and you have an empty seat or two next to you

Very pleasing to see, but those suggesting he should come back, I’d be hoping we can aim for a little higher if that’s where we want to be.

It’ll be funny when we go 1-0 up at our first corner 😂

I couldn’t give a toss about this story. Ans I’m pretty confident the players don’t either.

Forest owner definitely sacking the manager after this 😂

The Athletic has had a hard on against Saints for a few years now.

I hope we score with our first set piece 🤣

Misery guts, on par with DT. That’s the spirit.

Wow the delusion. They really have taken it as fact haven’t they 😂

Oooo link please. I’ve got messages from Pompey supporting mates who are taking the Daily Mail as verified fact and demanding expulsion. 🤣

It’s alleged, but the fact it’s the Daily Mail should be enough alone to largely dismiss this.

I think Russ is still waiting for a Premier League club - because obviously he has proved it 😂

It genuinely doesn’t strike me as a thing the club would do.

Must be a slow news day. I’m sure the social EFL pages/accounts will absolutely lap it up.

He makes the saves you’d least expect maybe 1 in 100. He fluffs the bread and butter stuff almost every time. I’ve said before that Alex McCarthy is better, but bloody hell it’s a low bar. I’ve said before a wheelie bin would have a better shot/save ratio if you stuck it in the middle of the goal.

They’ve also had to tweet out and beg for support whereas we just turned up in numbers 😂

Mad to think of the opportunity we’d have had if we’d just recruited properly with a GK, a ST and a manager 🤷🏻‍♂️